Happy Jack Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Owen said: Yeah! Why spend all that on scented candles when you can smell yourself for free? Where's Gwyneth Paltrow when you need her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 3 hours ago, chris_b said: Olive oil is a good wax softener. It's cheaper and just as effective as proprietary medications. And almond oil too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolo Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 15 hours ago, SumOne said: wax still beeing I enjoyed that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dood Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 On 02/01/2022 at 17:58, Rich said: Joking aside, I'm guessing KY would do the trick? The thing I liked about the original lube was that the excess was easy to rub into the skin to get it off my fingers - it's not as greasy feeling as Vaseline. KY is perfect for the job. A funny story: I ran out of the tube that came with my ear plugs and the cheapest suitable lube online ended up being KY, so I ordered a SMALL tube, the emphasis here being on the word SMALL. So imagine my thoughts when a larger than expected box arrived on my doorstep. The tube is so large that even those at the back of the venue could easily see the KY logo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huge Hands Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 17 minutes ago, Dood said: KY is perfect for the job. A funny story: I ran out of the tube that came with my ear plugs and the cheapest suitable lube online ended up being KY, so I ordered a SMALL tube, the emphasis here being on the word SMALL. So imagine my thoughts when a larger than expected box arrived on my doorstep. The tube is so large that even those at the back of the venue could easily see the KY logo!! Yeah, yeah @Dood 😁 - reminds me of the time I visited a guy at his desk at work to help with some tech stuff. His dept were being moved, so there were lots of packing crates everywhere. This guy had packed everything away neatly, except one crate he had "accidentally" left open - full of boxes of Durex. "Oh my, that wasn't supposed to be left open" he gasped theatrically, with a huge cheese eating grin on his face as he closed the lid..... A colleague did later point out that it would have been much more impressive if the boxes were empty.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossyrocks Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 I had a set of ACS for years, then left them in a taxi. For the second set, I’ve gone with READ Audio. The plugs themselves are much harder and have a rough texture, and I’m not sure about them. Lots of people love them though, but my ACS were more comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dood Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 20 minutes ago, Huge Hands said: Yeah, yeah @Dood 😁 - reminds me of the time I visited a guy at his desk at work to help with some tech stuff. His dept were being moved, so there were lots of packing crates everywhere. This guy had packed everything away neatly, except one crate he had "accidentally" left open - full of boxes of Durex. "Oh my, that wasn't supposed to be left open" he gasped theatrically, with a huge cheese eating grin on his face as he closed the lid..... A colleague did later point out that it would have been much more impressive if the boxes were empty.... A friend of mine went in to hospital for an exploratory examination many years ago. He was slightly perturbed when after laying down on the bed the male doctor arrived with a large tube of KY in hand. It was then he learned that KY wasn't just used for one thing... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 33 minutes ago, Huge Hands said: Yeah, yeah @Dood 😁 - reminds me of the time I visited a guy at his desk at work to help with some tech stuff. His dept were being moved, so there were lots of packing crates everywhere. This guy had packed everything away neatly, except one crate he had "accidentally" left open - full of boxes of Durex. "Oh my, that wasn't supposed to be left open" he gasped theatrically, with a huge cheese eating grin on his face as he closed the lid..... A colleague did later point out that it would have been much more impressive if the boxes were empty.... Ah yes, the old joke... What's the difference between a used tyre and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's a ****ing brilliant year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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