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I've only gone and damaged my little finger again! It's an old injury and occasionally I do something stupid and it flares up again! This time it was twisting it back whilst cleaning out the chickens.

It's swollen and bruised today, but thankfully on the bass playing spectrum it is surplus to requiremennts!

So good dose of pain killers and I'm practicing.

I'm soooooo glad it wasn't any other finger or I'd be screwed with me learning and rehearsing my new set list for my new band!

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[quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1364289786' post='2024267']
I've only gone and damaged my little finger again! It's an old injury and occasionally I do something stupid and it flares up again! This time it was twisting it back whilst cleaning out the chickens.

It's swollen and bruised today, but thankfully on the bass playing spectrum it is surplus to requiremennts!

So good dose of pain killers and I'm practicing.

I'm soooooo glad it wasn't any other finger or I'd be screwed with me learning and rehearsing my new set list for my new band!
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Pah !! That's nothing - I've done gigs with stitched and broken left hand fingers (cue late night cabin scene from Jaws)

Could you not persuade the chickens to clean up their own hutch - bone idle feathery bastards - maybe taunt them with pictures of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall holding a bunch of sage until they start pushing the hoover about.

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[quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1364291664' post='2024298']
Pah !! That's nothing - I've done gigs with stitched and broken left hand fingers (cue late night cabin scene from Jaws)

Could you not persuade the chickens to clean up their own hutch - bone idle feathery bastards - maybe taunt them with pictures of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall holding a bunch of sage until they start pushing the hoover about.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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[quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1364291664' post='2024298']

Could you not persuade the chickens to clean up their own hutch - bone idle feathery bastards - maybe taunt them with pictures of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall holding a bunch of sage until they start pushing the hoover about.
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I usually get child labour in to do it! But my friend has the cheek to take her 14 year old daughter on holiday.... Not on I tells ya!

As it goes, I've run through my set the best I've ever done it this morning, I may permanently break it... Or maybe even chop it off :P

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[quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1364298792' post='2024459']
I usually get child labour in to do it!
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You just went up in my estimation 1000%.

As for taking them on holiday........ I recommend an off-season week in a caravan in Withernsea when they're less than 5 , then when you're old and want them to do your shopping and stuff you can say 'you ungrateful little bastard - don't you remember how I took you to Disneyland'.

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