Mrs has just come back from shopping... Aldi...
You know when someone is arsing about in the kitchen, half putting things away, half just moving things about... that sort of half murmuring, half singing type noise you sometimes hear... inter played with odd comments or requests?
...No! i don't want to see the new pots with lids... Whats that Clonking? the Door won't shut with the new Over Door Clothes Airer you say? Then take it bloody back rather than taking chunks of paint and wood out of the door frame...
Oh lord the 'Busy' Wife Tinnitus... please make it stop!
It's like a torture, I'm sure she'd get confessions to murder... then again, might be the only way of getting it to stop!