Frank Blank

4 minutes ago, Rich said:

It's a good'un, but for me it's pipped by this one: 

*crosses @Rich off Xmas card list*

10 minutes ago, Reggaebass said:

I’m not going anywhere so I’m afraid you’re stuck with me 😁

Well, lucky us I say 👍

4 minutes ago, Rayman said:

...although I have found myself caught in the crossfire a couple of times. In my youth I’d fire back, but these days I stay out of any flack when I can.

Which is exactly what I was saying, an online forum where people avoid the flack..? It's an almost unheard of level of civility and one we can all be proud of.

I tried Talkbass initially but was very, very quickly made to feel most unwelcome by shouty idiots, I joined BC in 2014 and it's been a huge source of information, has completely changed the basses and amplification I use and it quickly became a forum I use every day. Everyone I have met, both at Bass Bashes and whilst buying and selling gear, have been lovely folk, turns out that bass players are very reasonable. As a dyed in the wool misanthropist BC has been a real surprise, certainly the closest thing to an online community that I've ever experienced. If you want to discuss minute details about obscure Japanese basses from the 70s you can, or, if you want to contribute to a 3346 page long thread filled with absolute nonsense about FA then you can do that too. The aforementioned thread was a huge refuge for me during lockdown and several of the contributors have become friends off site, so I'd say BassChat is both a glorious source of information and a community. In fact, I'd go a little further, it is actually exemplary in that the Internet is, of course, famous for shouty rude nonsense spouted by vacuous bellends, I don't use Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, don't get me wrong, I've tried, but invariably someone has said something stupid or rude within seconds of joining, so to find a genuine online community and resource like BC appears to be incredibly rare. I know we have the occasional spat, but really, given how many of us frequent the place, you have to say it's incredibly civilised. I'm rambling, essentially I'm proud to be a member* here, long may BC continue.

* easy tiger

46 minutes ago, leroydiamond said:

I have seen his creations,  was in touch with him several months ago  but did not go ahead with a build then. I have just now pm'd him with an enquiry. Beautiful looking basses. I live in Ireland, so borrowing one won't happen unfortunately. 

I am lucky enough to have a fretless built by @Jabba_the_gut, this one in fact...

...his basses are peerless in my opinion, this thing sings. Put it this way, I had a Rob Allen fretless and the Jabba bass sounds better.

3 minutes ago, silverfoxnik said:

I saw The Antz and The Banshees there on a double bill in '78 - it was a fantastic night! 

See pic above.

37 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

I'm fairly sure myself and a mate saw an early incarnation or A&tAs in their original more "arty" pre teen pop star format. 

Me and this bloke ( our drummer of the period) were always going to gigs when not playing ourselves, the Music Machine in Mornington Cres. had bands on literally 7 nights a week and virtually everyone who was around at the time played there. ( and dead cheap to get in) 

Those "small blue tablets" were widely available in there too, 3 for a quid

They did play at the Music Machine a few times...

...and here he is at The Music Machine with Siouxsie. Great gig.

My favourite BWW song...

Really, the first time I listened to music and isolated the bass in my head, so to speak, and really digging the bass lines and understanding their importance was listening to Chris Squire. I've always wanted to play a Rickenbacker ever since but, like JJ Burnel, Squire's tone was dependent on faulty equipment so I don't suppose any Rickenbacker is going to sound like Chris Squire just like no Fender is ever going to sound like early Stranglers. Still like to try one though...

6 minutes ago, Rich said:

"Oi, who are you calling flaccid, pal?

On 23/12/2022 at 19:01, SteveXFR said:

...but all I hear is vowels 

Played on a flacid goose.

19 minutes ago, Richard R said:

Are we happy to use the same venue for next year?

I thought it was a great venue.

8 hours ago, Marky L said:

I accidentally listened to some Bow Wow Wow the other day, and was blown away by Leigh Gorman's bass playing. I had totally forgotten how good he is. I'm very aware of him from the original Adam And The Ants line up but, blimey!

 

Of course add in to this Dave Barbarossa's driving drums and Mathew Ashman's rockabilly sounding guitar and musically they had something going on. Sadly, for me, the songs are a bit meh and the vocals just don't help.

 

Was it a Wal he was playing then?

 

(I should add that it was live performance of the band that was running in the background from YTube.)

He did play a Wal. I saw Bow Wow Wow a few times, he's a great player, still has a web presence I believe...

Oh no, listed as inactive now. Anyway, great band, great bassist.

57 minutes ago, Richard R said:

Sorry again, was that baking powder or bicarb I should use if my nuts dropped too low?

A bolt cropper.

A marvellous Bash in a lovely central venue, loads of room, loads of beautiful basses, lots of gorgeous Basschatters. I finally got to try a Warwick Thumb, I've always wanted to try one since they came out, now I know I want one badly. I shall have to consult Warwick specialists about which years were the best for a four string thumb. I also played a Kramer, finally, thanks to @floFC, I thought it would be heavier than a tungsten Jupiter but it wasn't quite that heavy, really lovely bass. Other than that I sat in a very comfy chair quietly guffing and playing my bass whilst occasionally plotting with @Owen around how to send @Jabba_the_gut home with less basses than he arrived with. I ate eight mini pork pies which, I think, was a whole packet plus two more and I also managed not to shout fiddle! every time a raffle winner's name was called. I may have eaten my own weight in Jaffa Cakes.

For a confirmed misanthrope events like this are often difficult, I would argue this isn't my fault and it's more of a genuine and appropriate response to the vast amount of people who are, invariably, horrible. Bass Bashes are a refreshing corrective to this because bass players, it turns out, are, on the whole, splendid.

As @Andyjr1515 was checking the setup of chatter's basses I thought it might be an interesting act of destabilisation to get Andy to check the setup of two of my @Jabba_the_gut basses hoping he'd find it wanting whereupon I would inform @Jabba_the_gut and we could have had them settle the issue in the car park in a gladiatorial scrap to the death. Unfortunately the setup was spot on and I was unable to deliver the Caliguaesque thumbs down from my chaise longue whilst being fed grapes by a minion.

So, great Bash, thanks to the organisers and the participants. Next time can we make togas compulsory?

31 minutes ago, Owen said:

Andyjr1515 is nothing if not thorough

 But not in the field of baking.

20 minutes ago, Roland Rock said:

My best attempt. Apologies to those missing or wrong. please feel free to copy and paste corrected...

 

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49 minutes ago, Paul S said:

Need names L-R please  

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1 hour ago, Machines said:

I jest.

 

I used to be really early for everything too, it was due to traffic anxiety and entering 'waiting mode' when any event was coming up leading to just going early to avoid the boredom.

 

My wife has ADHD and she taught me to chill out a lot.

I also jest. I am also stupidly early for everything, but in my case it’s purely down to being a tït.

3 minutes ago, Machines said:

https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/conditions/obsessive-compulsive-disorder-ocd/overview/

Obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours.

I, on the other hand, am a bit early 🙄

For those about to set out…

Remember what I said about being early…

…I’m an idiot.