After selling my P I’m left with a vintage est96a stingray clone, and a beaten up six string acoustic rescued by Simo from going to the tip. It cost me £7 for the parts to fix it up
chap who bought my P says he has 27 basses. Twenty freaking seven.
I only have one and understand scythes are being sharpened as I write this. Why are Amazon suddenly out of stock of both tar and feathers?
Yes, just a gentle squeeze is all you need.
the buyer of my rolled p bass was highly impressed with the feel of a vanilla neck with a bit of rolling, and he owns a genuine 77 p. He is therefore a conis-sewer
I had this guy come up to my bass last week and play a note and it’s still going - just like in spinal tap . Doesn’t everyone have this thoroughly normal requirement? 🙄
No that was stupidity- they all had to come back together. Yesterday’s stupidity was to start a bonfire, next to a wooden fence, with bushes and overhanging trees, 1.5 metres from a wooden shed containing rabbits and bedding. In high winds
Idiot stepson lost partners car keys. I had to drive seven miles bringing her spare. It was the kids dinner time and she was going frantic. I said to her “you have an AirTag, ping them”. She had forgotten. He’d put them in a plastic box in a field half a mile away and she was able to locate them using the iPhone map. We would never have found them otherwise. You don’t want to know what she called Mr Idiot.