It is a bass that is hard to love isn't it!
And I would say no, the guy might have his ideas on ergonomics, but that doesn't mean his ideas are everyone elses.
Are you trying to tell me that those controls are ergonomic? As you are saying that you want to use it with sausage fingers, how are you going to use those controls, they are way too close together. So I guess they are their for aesthetics (beauty being in the eye and all). Then there is that tailpiece - so is that ergonomics (seems it would move if it isn't fixed as that is where I put my hand) or is that sound (how do you adjust the intonation on it?). Seems also aesthetics.
Ergonomically speaking, how do you stand that bass on the floor?
And on aesthetics, what the hell is going on with that front pickup? Why is it rammed into the neck like an afterthought?
I am sure it is nice if you like that kind of thing, and maybe it sounds nice, but I would take the ibanez every day over that, even if I wasn't paying.
I do however agree about the locking jack, but luckily as it isn't 25 years ago I will be using wireless.