Pub gig back home in Lossiemouth about a year ago with the band I played with in high school.
Gig's going well, people are up dancing, everyone's having a good time. While most people would have at least a smile upon their face at this point, I seem to look miserable when I play on stage, even when it's a good gig.
A friend of the lead singer's mother, who was rather inebriated to say the least, decided that I needed cheering up.
Mid-song, she decides to get on stage and perform a miming routine of giving me fellatio, much to the amusement of the audience, which included my dad, who happened to be equipped with a video camera.