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snorkie635

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  1. I suggest twenty years to think about it and then ten years intensive rehearsals with accompanying unicorn and grizzly bear. 🫠
  2. I know no other way. 😉
  3. This can be addressed during initial rehearsals. 🤫
  4. If you can play out of time, out of tune and extremely loudly over all songs, the chair is yours. 👍
  5. This is an 'odd' one. I don't know the answer, but can say that having used many, many brands of strings over almost 50 years, I have always cut them to size (if required) and never had a string unravel. Something new for me to lie staring at the ceiling, worrying about in the wee-small hours. 😱
  6. My God! My band is perfect for you then! 😂
  7. That is going to cause some serious buckle-rash. 🤔
  8. Sorry for the spitting - it was my new teeth. 😁
  9. Cheers Neep - my Ripper is (thankfully) functioning well at the moment, but might just order a set in case of future 'grief'. 👍
  10. 'Ello Scott. Enjoy the forum. Lots of good people on here. 😎
  11. Loved that Ripper pickups are available, should the need arise. Thanks for posting this. 😎👍
  12. Agree entirely. Is he still going out with that Delilah character? For someone like him, it's not unusual to chop and change.
  13. Probably playing the Dog and Duck next Tuesday night for £15
  14. I had no idea that you'd played with Tom Jones - he'll never amount to much. Better off without him. 💁🏻‍♂️
  15. 'Audience? What is this sorcery?'
  16. You have a fancy dictionary. In mine, what comes after the second 'liar', is 'pants on fire'. 🩲🔥
  17. Dear Sir, I write this to you from hospital, having been removed from a tree by a passing fire-engine ... ... 🤯
  18. "Boo! Hiss! Equality for fretless basses. What do we want? Equality! When do we want it? Yesterday!"
  19. C. On a bike! I misread this and thought the support bassist got 'his head trapped ... grabbed it, etc.' Well, it's been a hot day, have had a three hour rehearsal and various bottles of Guinness. 😱
  20. You needed a spare OP. 🤭
  21. The Pied Guitarist of Hamelin?
  22. Hope it all works well for you. Best Snorks
  23. It's bound to be heavier, look at how thick it is. 😁
  24. My self-inflicted torture continues! Lovely bass in excellent condition. GLWTS
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