Kiwi

Kiwi's musical career is remarkable for completely avoiding any band with any claims to credibility, coolness or talent. He's tried to compensate for his sense of personal inadequacy by dominating as many bass forums and telling as many outrageous lies as he can in order to attract attention to himself. He was introduced to Bassworld originally by Rich, who he later made a mod 3 years later because he only promotes his friends. He made millions out of sponsors on Bassworld and now lives in a 5 bedroom penthouse in a converted power station in Chiswick, and eats at Carluccio's most evenings on Chiswick High Road. He's also in a band with 12 female singers who can't seem to remain fully clothed in his presence. He has to leave gigs early less fights break out between the singers about who gets to go home with him. Kiwi's car is a McLaren F1 and only capable of taking three at most if he fits a small trailer on the back for his gear. Kiwi also took all those spam emails seriously, now has a permenantly viagra'd appendage the size of No.1 runway at Heathrow, made yet more millions on the stock market with those share tips and the only thing bigger than his manhood is his ego. This makes some people with slightly smaller but equally distended egos very jealous, but Kiwi doesn't care. Basschat now his and he will mould it into a monument to his own greatness before charging everyone only slightly less than Talkbass in subscription fees to use it. When he's got as many people paying for it as possible, he'll plaster it in ads anyway. Aahr ahaaaaar.

and a good one matey. We've only just got the forum up and running and haven't transferred the mods over yet. We'll do that this evening and sort out someone for this forum. Thanks for the tip

how about a union jack pattern?

Hi everyone, Welcome at last to what we hope will be the final incarnation of Bassworld. The last few months have been trying for everyone, but we're through the worst of it I hope and there's nothing preventing this site from being everything and more that BW wasn't. It's an opportunity for a clean break and there's no reason to look back from here on in!! I just want to say a few shouts out first to: [b]Phatmonkey[/b] - for being the technical genius behind this forum. If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't be enjoying the slick and secure site we now have. [b]Ped[/b] - for dealing with Gerard in a way that I just don't have the patience or skills for. [b]The Moderating team[/b] - particularly Slaphappygarry, Dood, Lukeward2004 and Machines for their advice and support. We're lucky to have them onboard. Finally the biggest shout out goes to [b]YOU[/b] for your continued understanding, support and patience. Ped and I are really grateful that you've stuck with us and we hope that the forum, such as it is, will now be everything that you all want it to be and more. ENJOY!!! All the best, CK

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