[quote name='BigAlonBass' post='526080' date='Jun 27 2009, 05:08 PM']When you're stood on stage naked, painted blue with yellow polka-dots, hair on fire, slapping the strings with your erect p*nis, and people are STILL watching the flaming Lead Guitard and Singer.      [/quote] 
 
 
[quote name='Zoe_BillySheehan' post='527090' date='Jun 28 2009, 09:18 PM']If it means growing a beard so i can keep playing bass.. 
bring it on  haha 
 
Z 
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A bearded lady playing bass would likely get more attention than the lead guitard. Maybe I'll wear a dress next time we gig.