AttitudeCastle Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='throwoff' post='926635' date='Aug 16 2010, 04:22 PM']Posting in an epic thread.[/quote] haha btw [quote name='Wil' post='926542' date='Aug 16 2010, 03:14 PM']Halt. Hammerziet.[/quote] I laughed so hard xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throwoff Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='AttitudeCastle' post='926642' date='Aug 16 2010, 04:26 PM']I laughed so hard xD[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AttitudeCastle Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='throwoff' post='926645' date='Aug 16 2010, 04:29 PM'][/quote] That time i fell over Its offical, best forum on the interweb BC is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 has becum an epik thred isntit. I is broken basschat vorld rekord for de biggest introdukshun thred isnitit! cos iam de best bussit heer. i new wen i sine on dis site, efferywun wood no wun off de grates wen day ssee it. i no yoos all is veer eckzited fur to huv brilliunce amungst yoos. huppy i am too fur too share ma knowledj wiv yoo all. pleez dont be timid to ask me fur enny advize! god love and blezz uz all - we is all veery lukky to be abell fur to play de buss, itz a gift of god!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 (edited) ah fink sum kynda explanashun is wanted. I keep gitink PM's fromm yoos thinks I is German. I have a German name butt i is livin in New York, in an apartment call Berlin Mansions. Ma name is close too thut off Marcus Miller cos after I teach hin too play he changes his name to mine, but he got it rong, coz of my acczent, he fort i sed Miller instead of Müller . yu goota larf innit. hees a siily git, but gut bussist. Jaco was gonna change ees name afta I tort him to play Donna Lee, but I sed his mamma wood be upset wiv dat. Can yu imajin? Jaco Müllstorius he rote Teen Town rite after i tort him Donna Lee. What a klever bussist! He ripped of France Roccos' teknik from de Tower of Power unt refined it (nawtee boi), cum up wiv sum of dose harmonic ideas wich i ipsired him wid. what a guy. Im even Not gonna even teel ya wot i did wiv Stanley or Larry.....but it was gud. hope dis cleers evereting up fur yoos god bless us! Edited August 16, 2010 by Marcus Müller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bass Doc Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Greetings Marcus, I have a friend who would like to obtain some body-building steroids which are not quite legal in this country. Something tells me you may be able to help? I'm glad you've clarified that you are not German so I may assume you have a sense of humour:- Once when I was in Dusseldorf I took a clock to a recommended repairman and told him it only ever went 'Tick, tick'. He fixed it by screaming to the clock face 'VE HAF VAYS OF MAKING YOU TOCK'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 (edited) [quote name='The Bass Doc' post='926688' date='Aug 16 2010, 05:26 PM']Greetings Marcus, I have a friend who would like to obtain some body-building steroids which are not quite legal in this country. Something tells me you may be able to help? I'm glad you've clarified that you are not German so I may assume you have a sense of humour:- Once when I was in Dusseldorf I took a clock to a recommended repairman and told him it only ever went 'Tick, tick'. He fixed it by screaming to the clock face 'VE HAF VAYS OF MAKING YOU TOCK'.[/quote] fanks - i fink i doo huv sense oh hyooma. but i judge yur joke, and i fink you dont. haha! hope yu is betta on da buss playin dan de joek telling. I huf way of makin yoo play gud if yoo need any help. love and peese Edited August 16, 2010 by Marcus Müller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Hey Marcus, How's the signature model coming on - I heard there were copyright issues when they wanted to name it the Fender Precision Muller Lyte! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='Mykesbass' post='926717' date='Aug 16 2010, 06:04 PM']Hey Marcus, How's the signature model coming on - I heard there were copyright issues when they wanted to name it the Fender Precision Muller Lyte![/quote] fanx, it wood be cool to huv a sig buss. I could do what Marcus Miller dun.....get dem to mayk de bus llook like mine but wiv cheep stuff innit. just incays it really did sound like ma buss, cant av dat can we... I get a royalty for every dummcoof who buy into the stoopid idea...hahaha! but i is more honest dan dat....happy to help effery wun wiv ma knowledj. bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Academy Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Pleased to meet you, Marcus. Do you have any recordings or videos you can post, so we can witness your awesome technique? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShergoldSnickers Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Has anyone seen Angela Merkel in public recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='Pete Academy' post='926755' date='Aug 16 2010, 06:45 PM']Pleased to meet you, Marcus. Do you have any recordings or videos you can post, so we can witness your awesome technique?[/quote] ya, i am on many fing you is famalia wid, but ah like to keep lo profile - not to show off - it is bad karhma. but a lot off tings yo fink is one off de masters ,is axtually me playin - but sine contract for lot of dollars not to say. but yoo need any help just aks me. yu cun tell if i gud, if de frute off de tree is gut, yoo no de tree is gud...no? god bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='ShergoldSnickers' post='926758' date='Aug 16 2010, 06:54 PM']Has anyone seen Angela Merkel in public recently? [/quote] Angela Merkel ist not my wife.i is deny deez allegashuns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Academy Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 You look familiar. Did we not meet over a sunbed dispute in Tenerife, 1998? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='Pete Academy' post='926809' date='Aug 16 2010, 07:33 PM']You look familiar. Did we not meet over a sunbed dispute in Tenerife, 1998?[/quote] i hardlee eva dizpuwt wid peoples - I only into peese and harmonies. dis is wy i play da buss de best. I is onlee huv de luv in ma hart! i howp yoo give zee udda guy de sun bed - dis wood be gud kahma fur yoo- gud kahma mayks for a gud bussist! hugs fo yu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonks Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='Marcus Müller' post='926862' date='Aug 16 2010, 08:22 PM']i hardlee eva dizpuwt wid peoples - I only into peese and harmonies. dis is wy i play da buss de best. I is onlee huv de luv in ma hart! i howp yoo give zee udda guy de sun bed - dis wood be gud kahma fur yoo- gud kahma mayks for a gud bussist! hugs fo yu![/quote] hahahahahaha! totally cool Marcus!! book me in for some lessons right now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OliverBlackman Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Wouldnt the best buss gitar zlapper ever have lots of gigs and rehearsals to be getting to instead off letting us inferior buss gitar zlappers know that we are indeed no competition. Actually instead of being on here so much im going to practice and challenge you to a zlapp off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Academy Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='Marcus Müller' post='926862' date='Aug 16 2010, 08:22 PM']i hardlee eva dizpuwt wid peoples - I only into peese and harmonies. dis is wy i play da buss de best. I is onlee huv de luv in ma hart! i howp yoo give zee udda guy de sun bed - dis wood be gud kahma fur yoo- gud kahma mayks for a gud bussist! hugs fo yu![/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonks Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='blackmn90' post='926923' date='Aug 16 2010, 09:02 PM']Wouldnt the best buss gitar zlapper ever have lots of gigs and rehearsals to be getting to instead off letting us inferior buss gitar zlappers know that we are indeed no competition. Actually instead of being on here so much im going to practice and challenge you to a zlapp off![/quote] there aint no gigs no matter how good you are!!...hahaha! thats why all the top guys are playing the west end shows or doin weddings for pennies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mep Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='Mykesbass' post='926717' date='Aug 16 2010, 06:04 PM']How's the signature model coming on - I heard there were copyright issues when they wanted to name it the Fender Precision Muller Lyte![/quote] LOL. I think you have him in a Muller Corner now! This is one of the the most amusing threads I have read for a while. I will be keeping a eye on this while it runs, and enjoyed getting Mullered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 (edited) [quote name='blackmn90' post='926923' date='Aug 16 2010, 09:02 PM']Wouldnt the best buss gitar zlapper ever have lots of gigs and rehearsals to be getting to instead off letting us inferior buss gitar zlappers know that we are indeed no competition. Actually instead of being on here so much im going to practice and challenge you to a zlapp off![/quote] lern da musik - but not uz a challenj to be beeta dan ennyone elz. be az gud as you cun be. My only problem I huv is ma competitiveness . das wi ah am da best bassist heer. vantin too praktiz dis iz gud artitood too huv. yoo must praktiz to be as gud playa as me. yoo must praktiz too be gud rearguardless off me annyway. regardin ma vork. - i is retirered now unt only do seshunz or gigs if day reelly beg me - ah dont need ze munny enymoor. fanx for yur consern. love - bless! zlappidiy zlap zlap boing!!! i fank yoo Edited August 16, 2010 by Marcus Müller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='Shonks' post='926994' date='Aug 16 2010, 10:12 PM']there aint no gigs no matter how good you are!!...hahaha! thats why all the top guys are playing the west end shows or doin weddings for pennies[/quote] daz iz goot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumble Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Ok thats enough of this silliness, back to bed the lot of you. Would the real Mr. Muller-Fokker please stand up ! Theres a distinct aroma of Del Var about all of this. Oh wait, is it me ? The doctor did say the pre-change drugs might have some unusual effects on my mental health. Oh dear now I really don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 [quote name='mep' post='927051' date='Aug 16 2010, 11:08 PM'] LOL. I think you have him in a Muller Corner now! This is one of the the most amusing threads I have read for a while. I will be keeping a eye on this while it runs, and enjoyed getting Mullered![/quote] pleez its Müller no Muller. ah always sit zee corna fur praktiz so yoo iz rite,,,ha ha ha! god bless - fank you zlappp....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Müller Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 (edited) [quote name='grumble' post='927076' date='Aug 16 2010, 11:44 PM']Ok thats enough of this silliness, back to bed the lot of you. Would the real Mr. Muller-Fokker please stand up ! Theres a distinct aroma of Del Var about all of this. Oh wait, is it me ? The doctor did say the pre-change drugs might have some unusual effects on my mental health. Oh dear now I really don't know.[/quote] play buss lotz - den yoo huv no need fur druggs. buss is de only druggs we all needs! sorry fur yoo if yoo is sick - god bless. Edited August 16, 2010 by Marcus Müller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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