What are your irrational prejudices? I have some bonkers ones...

[Judo Chop]

-When someone says something like "let's have a jam" 

 

-Calling a guitar an axe 

 

-The word mojo

 

-"the pocket"

 

-When you see band members looking at each other like some little lick they've just played is the best thing to ever hit human ears, with a stupid smug look on their faces. I understand that they're getting into the music and enjoying themselves but I still hate it, smug fart sniffing b*****ds.

 

-The word "lick"

[Leonard Smalls]

My other irrational hatred is when people call every single song a track.

It's not, unless you're playing it off an album!

Otherwise it's just a humble song, or in my case, a duff little ditty.

[prowla]

1 hour ago, Leonard Smalls said:

My other irrational hatred is when people call every single song a track.

It's not, unless you're playing it off an album!

Otherwise it's just a humble song, or in my case, a duff little ditty.

What if it's an instrumental?

[Leonard Smalls]

25 minutes ago, prowla said:

What if it's an instrumental?

S'an instrumental piece of music.

Or a song without words.

Or simply, a ditty.

[Beer of the Bass]

 

31 minutes ago, Leonard Smalls said:

S'an instrumental piece of music.

Or a song without words.

Or simply, a ditty.

 

A choon, even

[prowla]

1 hour ago, Leonard Smalls said:

S'an instrumental piece of music.

Or a song without words.

Or simply, a ditty.

Can't be a song if it's not got singing.

A "diity" is more cringe than a "track".

[Bagman]

4 hours ago, Judo Chop said:

-When someone says something like "let's have a jam" 

 

-Calling a guitar an axe 

 

-The word mojo

 

-"the pocket"

 

-When you see band members looking at each other like some little lick they've just played is the best thing to ever hit human ears, with a stupid smug look on their faces. I understand that they're getting into the music and enjoying themselves but I still hate it, smug fart sniffing b*****ds.

 

-The word "lick"

I can tap this hot lick in both A minor and C major dude

[Judo Chop]

14 minutes ago, Bagman said:

I can tap this hot lick in both A minor and C major dude

"Hot lick" is a horrendous expression 😂

[Bagman]

21 minutes ago, Judo Chop said:

"Hot lick" is a horrendous expression 😂

"I couldn't care if I'm soloing in Ab major or O type positive as long as I'm shredding it dude" 

Edited 4 hours ago by Bagman
spelling

[Stub Mandrel]

2 hours ago, Leonard Smalls said:

S'an instrumental piece of music.

Or a song without words.

Or simply, a ditty.

 

An instrumental can't be a ditty!

 

ditty
/ˈdɪti/
noun

    a short, simple song.
    "a lovely little music-hall ditty"

[Judo Chop]

8 minutes ago, Bagman said:

"I couldn't care if I'm soloing in Ab major or O type positive as long as I'm shredding it dude" 

"Yeah man this is a real tasty jam,  digging those hot licks you're throwing into the pocket.

Pure mojo pouring out of your axe."

[Stub Mandrel]

Some people can get away with it...

 

Didn't know what time it was
The lights were low
I leaned back on my radio
Some cat was layin' down
Some rock 'n' roll
'Lotta soul', he said
Then the loud sound did seem to fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

[Jackroadkill]

7 hours ago, kwmlondon said:

I’m 5’6” and I play a Dingwall. I look, frankly, ridiculous.

 

I'm 1m80cm, c.90kg with broad shoulders.  I play a P, and I look ridiculous, too.

 

In all honesty I don't think the P has much to do with the ridiculousness, in my case!

[kwmlondon]

8 minutes ago, Jackroadkill said:

 

I'm 1m80cm, c.90kg with broad shoulders.  I play a P, and I look ridiculous, too.

 

In all honesty I don't think the P has much to do with the ridiculousness, in my case!

Hmm. It may not be the basses fault in my case either…

[razor5cl]

7 hours ago, kwmlondon said:

I’m 5’6” and I play a Dingwall. I look, frankly, ridiculous.

 

21 minutes ago, Jackroadkill said:

 

I'm 1m80cm, c.90kg with broad shoulders.  I play a P, and I look ridiculous, too.

 

In all honesty I don't think the P has much to do with the ridiculousness, in my case!

 

I think if you don't look at least a little bit ridiculous on stage then you're doing it entirely wrong! Preferably more than just a little too...

[Geek99]

1 hour ago, Judo Chop said:

"Yeah man this is a real tasty jam,  digging those hot licks you're throwing into the pocket.

Pure mojo pouring out of your axe."

You forgot “wicked….”