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The Alternative Rock Factfile. It's Back for a Christmas Edition!


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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1430087025' post='2757926']
Trading Standards have asked The 1910 Fruit Gum Company, US based songsters of "Simon Says" to ensure all their product is labelled with a sell-by date in future.
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It is rumoured Trading Standards have already been informed that the aforementioned product is already out of date before it even hits the shelves.

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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1427021660' post='2724709']
"Zany" Zayn Malik will announce his new band early next week. Bookies have the favourite as "A Different Direction"
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There is hope, from another d̶i̶r̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ dimension...

[url="http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/apr/27/stephen-hawking-tells-fans-zayn-malik-could-still-be-in-a-parallel-one-direction?CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2"]http://www.theguardi...EMCNEWEML6619I2[/url]


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[quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1430125844' post='2758088']
There is hope, from another d̶i̶r̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ dimension...

[url="http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/apr/27/stephen-hawking-tells-fans-zayn-malik-could-still-be-in-a-parallel-one-direction?CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2"]http://www.theguardi...EMCNEWEML6619I2[/url]


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I'm impressed you stepped back in time over a month to bring this to the readership.......or did you? Are you in a parallel universe?

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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1430220988' post='2759052']
Talk Talk are reforming and looking at doing a collaboration with Blondie...
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[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]Och, that Denis Denis make sense?[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1430317309' post='2760218']
Eric Carmen and Dolores O'Riorden both admit to being "thrown" when they first met Chuck Berry.
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And several people are still missing their hats after that gig in Paris...

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[quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1430467680' post='2761613']
Microsoft users: The much hated Internet Explorer is being killed off in Windows 10, to be replaced by a browser called Microsoft Edge. It is currently being beta tested by members of the much loved U2. You read it here first.
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I suppose it gives them something to do while Bonio's hand is poorly.

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