yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 Leather clad rocking Bassist, Suzi Quattro has been awarded an unexpected accolade this week. Forget Jamie Oliver and Hugh Whitting-Fearnlystall, Suzi has been credited with changing Britain's eating habits following her single "Can The Can". In the song she urged teenagers to can the can and eat fresh, frozen or Sous Vide foods. Chain -smoking Nigel Farage awarded her "Britain's Best Dietary Educator" at an award ceremony at the Dog and Duck yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 (edited) Following writing "Heart of Gold" Neil Young has teamed up with "Silver Lining" Jeff Beck and "CopperHead Road" Steve Earle to produce a collaboration with the working title "Precious Metal". Edited December 9, 2014 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 Picnickers at McArthur Park have been urged to remove any leftover food should an unexpected rain shower blow over. Ranger Smith explained "There's a number of varmints and critters which feast on the leftovers, usually Cake, Petit Fours and Metaphors." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Stu Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1418126894' post='2627051'] Following writing "Heart of Gold" Neil Young has teamed up with "Silver Lining" Jeff Beck and "CopperHead Road" Steve Earle to produce a collaboration with the working title "Precious Metal".[/quote] On Bronze Records? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 (edited) In an unexpected change of policy, Iceland have just announced a new addition to their "Premier League" Food range (any 3 for £5) for Christmas. Endorsed by "Mysterious Girl" Singer and I'm a Celebrity...err Celebrity, Peter Andre, it's a twist on the Three Bird Roast. Peter explained, "I've taken a heavily bronzed Jordan Foul, an Ostrich and an Emu and combined them. Unfortunately, I won't be doing stuffing". Apparently many Premier league Footballers are however already heavily tweeting this Christmas centrepiece. Peter also has a new album released for Christmas, called "Mum's gone to Iceland". He explained, I feel this album (3 for £5) captures the spirit of Christmas and my favourite track is "See Her". He sings ( to a cod reggae beat) " I really wanted to see her yeah, so we met at the Ice Cream Freezer" Ivor Novello Award here I come. Edited December 9, 2014 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 [quote name='Big_Stu' timestamp='1418127676' post='2627063'] On Bronze Records? [/quote] Maybe, they hope it will go Platinum . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 Robert Plant was forced to leave the Zeps once his cover was blown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 In the 60's, Robert Johnson was a top TV theme tune writer. His catchy theme for a daily soap about a motel near Birmingham was sold to struggling writer Tony Hatch, who was unable to come up with the goods. It all turned out alright though, when Tony Hatch discovered Pedulla Clark in a subway downtown, when she was struggling to get her bass guitar business off the ground. However, the bass business struggles to this day, resulting in her having to do Eurovision in order to keep herself from financial ruin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 The Bonzo Dog Dado Band first got together as a team off expert picture rail fitters who liked to play trad. jazz on their nights off. Their management decided to drop the "Dado" from their name and great fame and fortune ensued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Stu Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Izzy Straddlin often was, Was Not Was weren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 Paradoxically "It Bites" were big Soup fans and pre gig would love to sit down to a nice bowl of Minestrone. A chance meeting with Lol Crème from 10 CC inspired one of their biggest hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 John Lennon and Macca first met when John got a summer holiday job at the McCartney family's quarry. The two young musicians got on so well that they decided to form a band and call it the Stonemasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 (edited) [quote name='Phil Adams' timestamp='1418141617' post='2627293'] John Lennon and Macca first met when John got a summer holiday job at the McCartney family's quarry. The two young musicians got on so well that they decided to form a band and call it the Stonemasons. [/quote] I heard Mick and Keef worked there too and their suggestion of "The Rolling Stonemasons" caused their swift departure to another Quarry across the Mersey Edited December 9, 2014 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 All the members of "Frankie goes to Hollywood" were actually keen 10 Pin Bowlers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1418141841' post='2627297'] I heard Mick and Keef worked there too and their suggestion of "The Rolling Stonemasons" caused their swift departure to another Quarry across the Mersey [/quote] Drat!!! I was saving that gem for later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 [quote name='Phil Adams' timestamp='1418141617' post='2627293'] John Lennon and Macca first met when John got a summer holiday job at the McCartney family's quarry. The two young musicians got on so well that they decided to form a band and call it the Stonemasons. [/quote] And.... Was that before or after they had the corner shop on Stella Street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Early 70's hippy songstress Melanie was so enthusiastic on her diet of takeaways that when she heard Mick and Keef's "Ruby Tuesday", she just had to record it. She followed this smash hit with "Chinese Wednesday", "Kebab Thursday", "Pizza Friday" and "Brand New Key" when her voice dropped and she was unable to hit the high notes any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 [quote name='Phil Adams' timestamp='1418143915' post='2627326'] Early 70's hippy songstress Melanie was so enthusiastic on her diet of takeaways that when she heard Mick and Keef's "Ruby Tuesday", she just had to record it. She followed this smash hit with "Chinese Wednesday", "Kebab Thursday", "Pizza Friday" and "Brand New Key" when her voice dropped and she was unable to hit the high notes any more. [/quote] The moguls of the music industry, impressed with the original Melanie's success, used special cloning and genetic modification techniques when assembling The Spice Girls, which featured the 'B' and 'C' models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrBike Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Before hitting the big time with Marillion, Derek Dick (aka Fish) was in a psychedelic folk rock duo with Country Joe McDonald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 Ben Folds Five used to while away the hours after sound checks and before the gigs making origami birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Muscle thighed shouty voiced pop queen Tina Turner used to be in a novelty musical duo with a french mastiff dog. The unlikely pairing was so unusual that Warner brothers decided to make a film about it in which she starred alongside Tom Hanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 2 members of comedy popsters Black Lace joined 3 members of Simply red and became Maroon 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Talking of shouty pop queens, Whitney Houston never used a microphone when in concert, and her rendition of "I will always love you" would often see members of the audience in the first 50 rows rushing for the exits with blood streaming from their ears. Pete Townshend always tried to be "Louder than Whitney" but the Hi-Watt stacks were never quite up to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 Italian Covers band "Il Divo" were so named after they experienced a bout of food poisoning from some dodgy prawns on a Marinara Pizza they all shared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) Crosby Stills Nash and Young all had concerns in 1970 about their newest album sounding too like their previous one. It was eventually released to critical acclaim however. Edited December 10, 2014 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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