EBS_freak
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Yes - but there's no horn involved. Can't do anything with 80 inches of flab.
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They aren't a UK company despite them having a UK address - a bit like DV247 - they are based in Germany now. I suspect it some tax thing.
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I think there as Rock n Roll resistance member employed at Bax...
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In which case, they were always sh**.
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So what's that, given their obscene prices, about 3 guitars...?
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Good point. Whatever strings he put on a year ago are probably dull as dishwater by now.
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It's all a bit J&D Brothers isn't it?
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FFS people.
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Indeed. And that is why the law is an donkey.
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Hmm, a 3 or 4 inch horn in-pants still doesn't seem that impressive. Unless we are talking girth I guess. Still, I'd take my two 4 inches over a couple of 1 inches any day.
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I would have said call the police in their ear shot... but given my dealings with the police... waste of time.
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I suspect it would not be suitably insured also. I can't believe you went around to collect it - somebody should have done that on your behalf.
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I remember doing the two cans on a piece of string when I was a kid. Is it just me or is it just pants?
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Certainly - but drop me a line before hand to remind me!
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I'm not sure I'll be able to hear him over mine!
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Mime gig then? -
Me - I'm here to pick up five Yamaha tenor saxes we ordered? Them - What the f**k? We're a shoe shop.
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You do know that all this could be avoided if you played properly... with your fingers...?
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* whilst walking through Ashdown section * Me - 'scuse me, I don't suppose you have a light?
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Me - Have you got a single D string? Them - Why yes, we sell Roto singles. Me - It's OK, on second thoughts, I'll wing the gig a string down.
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Me - Could I take a closer look at this bass please? Them - ** reaches it down and starts slapping 7 shades out of it ** Me - Is that hard to play? Them - Umm...?? Me - Cos it's f**king hard to listen to.
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Me - Do you sell Rotosounds? Them - Yes Me - Why?
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D'oh! Maybe I shouldnt be placing it on my pelvis after all...
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Those Germans nailed it again. Very efficient... and all that.
