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Me - could I please take a look at this bass? I'm very interested... Them - Alright Slash... what's with the hat? Cold head? I would have thought you were more into your Les Pauls... I know you're in a famous band but do you have the money for me to be arsed to reach this down? Or should you be looking at the starter guitars over there? They are a lot cheaper than this bass... maybe they would fit with your budget a lot better? Me - were you dropped as a child?

Hmm. Perhaps we are not killing rock n roll as much as we thought.

Kemper - Gain, bass, middle, treble, presence, volume, master volume knobs....? Umm...?

People like that don't get gigs... or friends

Me - could I take a look at that Sadowsky please? Them - * 7 shades of stock licks before passing it to me * Me - first gig of the year or something?

Klark Teknik DI - does this mean the amp tone is not being committed to DVD? Any miced up cabs due?

Yes - but there's no horn involved. Can't do anything with 80 inches of flab.

They aren't a UK company despite them having a UK address - a bit like DV247 - they are based in Germany now. I suspect it some tax thing.

I think there as Rock n Roll resistance member employed at Bax...

In which case, they were always sh**.

So what's that, given their obscene prices, about 3 guitars...?

Good point. Whatever strings he put on a year ago are probably dull as dishwater by now.

It's all a bit J&D Brothers isn't it?

FFS people.

Indeed. And that is why the law is an donkey.

Hmm, a 3 or 4 inch horn in-pants still doesn't seem that impressive. Unless we are talking girth I guess. Still, I'd take my two 4 inches over a couple of 1 inches any day.

I would have said call the police in their ear shot... but given my dealings with the police... waste of time.

I suspect it would not be suitably insured also. I can't believe you went around to collect it - somebody should have done that on your behalf.

I remember doing the two cans on a piece of string when I was a kid. Is it just me or is it just pants?

Certainly - but drop me a line before hand to remind me!

I'm not sure I'll be able to hear him over mine!

Mime gig then?

Me - I'm here to pick up five Yamaha tenor saxes we ordered? Them - What the f**k? We're a shoe shop.

You do know that all this could be avoided if you played properly... with your fingers...?