Mrs Tinman

[quote name='Tinman' post='12948' date='Jun 6 2007, 11:48 AM']However, he did say, as he handed it to me "learn to play this son, it'll get you laid" (he was right!) [/quote] Slapper!

10,000 + posts now

There was also this thread a little while ago [url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=463"]http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=463[/url]

[quote name='Tinman' post='9974' date='May 31 2007, 04:15 PM']if that's the case, I'll go and have a thru neck made [/quote] I think not, baby puppy

[quote name='bass_ferret' post='9650' date='May 31 2007, 12:35 AM']But then footless tights are back in fashion so who knows................[/quote] Yessss, my friend saw you at Brighton Market investing in a black pair, one size fits all... I'll get me coat

[quote name='warwickhunt' post='9616' date='May 30 2007, 11:29 PM']Sh*te it must be mental in yor hoose! 2 ov y gannin at the PC at once! ..... Oh let us be serious, neither of us is very good at this northern dialect![/quote] Way'ayyy man !

[quote name='warwickhunt' post='9600' date='May 30 2007, 11:02 PM']Dinna be daft wifee ee can carry a bottle in one hand with oot spilling a drop![/quote] You are, in fact, correct. What was I thinking?

[quote name='Tinman' post='9589' date='May 30 2007, 10:55 PM']One agrees whole-heartedly old chap, must go and bag me another one of those female types, one that is unaware of the evils of the internet and is unable to use a keyboard.[/quote] Would you like me to keep an eye on your beer while you go and 'bag' yourself one?

[quote name='warwickhunt' post='9581' date='May 30 2007, 10:47 PM']As a fellow 'run-away Jock', one does have a certain stereotypical image to live up to don't one agree![/quote] Oh, does 'one' indeed?

[quote name='MoJoKe' post='9191' date='May 30 2007, 01:50 PM']Oh, I haven't tried ferrets yet.... That sounds interesting.......[/quote] Hey MoJoKe the Rock God's arrived ! and leave those ferrets alone, I'm sure there's a law against it

[quote name='Toasted' post='9210' date='May 30 2007, 02:07 PM']No worries. Joe[/quote] Thank you Joe

[quote name='Toasted' post='9198' date='May 30 2007, 01:56 PM']That's just offensive. I wouldn't disrespect you like that.[/quote] My sincere apologies Toasted, it would never be my intention to be disrespectful to anyone. I'm sorry if my sense of humour is a little bizarre. Terri

[quote name='Waldo' post='9189' date='May 30 2007, 01:48 PM']Ah yes, the smarmy sarcastic reply. Really, can you not think of anything constructive to say?[/quote] Ummmm, let me have a think...........................no. Oooh, except maybe some Tena Lady for Toasted if he's finding the hilarity a bit too much

[quote name='dood' post='9170' date='May 30 2007, 01:30 PM']oh cr@p and thats 3 now.. no.. 4.[/quote] Dood, how absolutely, ridiculously careless of you Go and stand in the 'naughty corner' right this minute Oops, it appears I *may* have inadvertently increased my post count by 1 Dood, is there room in the corner for me too?

[quote name='Happy Jack' post='8600' date='May 29 2007, 02:06 PM']Jon, Next time I sell a bass, would you mind endorsing it for me here on BassChat? Within a day of you pointing it out as a bit of a bargain, the price has already reached £785! Just another 5 days to go, then ...[/quote] Knows his stuff, does our Captain JapCrap

[quote name='Tinman' post='7200' date='May 26 2007, 04:36 PM']This is the only pic I got[/quote] Big fat fibber [i]I [/i]took several This was taken shortly before Mr T got out his chequebook. I was then gaffa taped to a chair and my mouth gagged with an old guitar strap whilst to my utter horror and disbelief I was forced to watch him exchange two weeks in a five star hotel in Cuba for the Tinnies for (quite bizarrely, I thought) several assorted remnants of wood, some pretty lights and a few metal bits with wires sticking out of them What was the very bestest thing we saw all day??????????????? Ruby :wub: :wub: :wub: (Jon's extremely fierce canine companion, who has been taught to savage anyone who leaves without getting their chequebook out) Warning: Ruby is very dangerous, do not approach unless you are prepared to play 'tuggy', tickle her tummy or receive yummy Rottie kisses

Tinman at 5.00 am - "Is it time to go yet? Is it, is it?" What on earth am I doing up at this godforsaken hour? The things we do for love :wub:

[quote name='mr pablo' post='5275' date='May 23 2007, 06:52 PM']luckily there is no photographic evidence that i know about [/quote] Thats a shame! Thanks for explaining And as for the evils of drink on holiday, don't even go there, this was me last year three days into my holiday in Cuba: Too many mojitos = legs stop functioning properly = head connects with marble floor in bar = looking like a complete t!t for the remainder of the holiday

I think [s]we [/s] I might need the holiday related explanation of 'Pablo'

[quote name='s_u_y_*' post='4896' date='May 23 2007, 02:24 AM']Ah... like this? You learn something new every day! [/quote]

[quote name='john_the_bass' post='4880' date='May 23 2007, 01:53 AM']you know the quote button, the one next to the reply button under each post in a thread? Well, what does it do, other than turn red when you click it? (seriously, my computer knowledge is almost as basic as my bass knowledge)[/quote] Now you see, I pressed it under your post and quoted you ^^ in my reply. You should also be able to do multi quotes by pressing the quote button under various posts in a thread and then 'add reply' (and then you can edit away and delete the non-relevant bits, and check it in 'post preview' to make sure it looks how you would like it to before you press 'post reply'). Or something like that

Brill. How much will it cost for in-house bunnies?

[quote name='ped' post='4690' date='May 22 2007, 10:19 PM']but we nearly have enough to send me to Legoland in Denmark so keep it up.[/quote] But is there enough to get you back again, or are you really not that bothered?

[quote name='pete.young' post='3830' date='May 21 2007, 06:35 PM']I also looked up basstastic[/quote] Sounds Basstastic to me (said in my best 'Smashey and Nicey' voice )

Oooh, I'm thinking a nice piece of cardboard, some used guitar strings, some glue, some bits of dried pasta, some sparkly bits, in fact I may have just inspired myself to go and don my overalls and cobble something together myself