Mrs Tinman

[quote name='Tinman' post='38942' date='Jul 30 2007, 01:28 PM']I'm now wondering whether it would look better with a different scratch plate, what do ya reckon? I'm not sure it looks at it's best with white.[/quote] I'm now wondering what you would look like with a black eye

J'ai dix-sept singes fâchés dans ma serre chaude

Bu**er, bu**er, bu**er - I told Tinman that there was money to be made by experimenting with Leylandii as the new 'must have' wood with which to construct bass geetars Silly sod went and chopped 'em down and burnt 'em instead

[quote name='Tinman' post='37547' date='Jul 26 2007, 09:46 PM']Who's a clever dicky then? [/quote] I'm sorry, I do think that greeting newcomers with 'Who ate all the pies' in Abyssinian is rather rude Sorry about them Bass_Junkie and welcome to the madhouse

Tinman should be off to the States with work at some point and at those prices I'm not sure I would bother to risk a guilty looking shuffle through Customs - just pay the duty etc and you'd still be quids in! (but that's because I'm a big wuss and I always manage to look guilty going through Customs whether I've got anything to hide or not!)

[quote name='TheRinser' post='35298' date='Jul 21 2007, 05:08 PM']oh and mrs. tinman, cheers! will get onto them asap [/quote] Do see if you can get hold of a copy of The Writers Handbook, it's full of useful info

[quote name='Mrs Tinman' post='35153' date='Jul 21 2007, 11:56 AM']I will go and have a look in my Writers Handbook and see what I can find out.[/quote] Loads of info - see if you can get a copy from your library, the following is an example: Independent Music Press PO Box 69 Church Stretton SY6 6WZ Tel: 01694 720049 Fax: 01694 720049 [email protected] www.impbooks.com MD: Martin Roach Founded 1992. Publishes music biography and youth culture. No Jazz or Classical. Approach by email, enclosing biography and synopsis only. Royalties paid twice yearly.

[quote name='TheRinser' post='35083' date='Jul 21 2007, 06:04 AM']Also, if you know any independent music publishing houses/methods to publish let me know, hal leonard won't even look at 'em and it'd be nice to be able to send them off to someone and see what they think.[/quote] I will go and have a look in my Writers Handbook and see what I can find out.

If pink is definitely out of the question, have you considered some random bunnies?

I'm sorry, I think something has gone wrong with your poll - I can't see 'Pink'

Ooooh, I think Tinman may be ready to progress to Tip No. 4 this evening!!!!

[quote name='Telebass' post='29363' date='Jul 9 2007, 09:16 PM']doodaddery...[/quote] Is this some kind of bizarre form of behaviour practised by Dood?

[quote name='setekh' post='17924' date='Jun 14 2007, 11:29 PM']what I really dont like is the type...I find the letter spacing and the characters themselves in Arial to be to narrow for one to skim read/scan the text.[/quote] I know I'm getting on a bit, but I find it quite a bit harder to read too

[quote name='Tinman' post='17240' date='Jun 13 2007, 10:20 PM']time to get a trolley methinks[/quote] You have a trolley darling, but you are quite clearly off it

[quote name='Alpha-Dave' post='17226' date='Jun 13 2007, 09:40 PM']cool, how much did you get it for?[/quote] A very good price - below the maximum bid pre-agreed by my goodself (well I do have next years holiday to plan for )

[quote name='paul, the' post='17142' date='Jun 13 2007, 07:36 PM']Ill catch it off guard. *cough* be *cough*[/quote] Nice try Paul (the) but no banana

[quote name='elom' post='16529' date='Jun 12 2007, 09:50 PM']That is the difference in a nutshell![/quote] Yes - YUKKKK Whereabouts in Devon are you Elom? I would love to live in Devon. We have holidayed in Kingsbridge and Salcombe the past couple of years.

[quote name='Crazykiwi' post='15901' date='Jun 11 2007, 09:14 PM'][url="http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/english/a"]http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/english/a[/url] Here's the dictionary I'm using as a guide, but it doesn't cover all the words my filthy mind can think up...[/quote] I see.. I need a new bass, my old one is totally daffy ducked!

LMAO It will probably have changed by now but the second paragraph of Tayste 2000's post on Tone Factor Pulp Mill in reviews is hilarious Features such little gems as: kitchen hob horse and cart licking a posterior opening (are you sure Mods ought to be condoning that sort of behaviour? )

Aha! Was wondering why I had a PM that on first inspection I thought said "Eh up wor lass" and then changed to "Eh up wor Myleene Klass" Edited to add: its now gone back to "Eh up wor lass" - and I didn't feel a thing while you were doing it

[quote name='simon73' post='14424' date='Jun 8 2007, 11:38 PM']But does mr tinman know?[/quote] Si, that [i]is[/i] Tinman, you should know, you've met him

[quote name='dood' post='14392' date='Jun 8 2007, 10:07 PM']heh heh!! I love toys... especially ones with flashing lights and big 'peakers too![/quote] Yessssssssssss I have one here like that "ooooh, flashing lights" "oooh, big 'peakers" "what happens if I press this?" "what does that do?" "what happens if I pull that?" "And where's my potty???????????????????" Men!!!!!!!!!

[quote name='dood' post='14385' date='Jun 8 2007, 09:53 PM']there's no hope for me!!*[/quote] You are quite right but I luff you nonetheless

One of my nicknames in a previous life was 'Miss Terri-Dactyl' Does this assist me in my Doodette application? Ithankyou T x

[quote name='slaphappygarry' post='13666' date='Jun 7 2007, 04:21 PM']thats one every 15 nano seconds.[/quote] I [i]do[/i] hope you're not neglecting The Doodettes, Dood!