[quote name='Rich' post='65152' date='Sep 25 2007, 07:37 AM']Surely a 'fake musician, i.e. not a 'real' one, is someone who only plays air guitar..? [/quote]
Oh poop, I've been rumbled as a 'fake' then
Whilst normally a fine and upstanding member of the community (stop sniggering - I can see you, you know ) there's just something about The Ataris' version of 'Boys of Summer' that makes me leap about playing air guitar
Its OK, they're coming to take me away, haha
In answer to the original question, I can't play bass (or do anything remotely musical), but I attend all of Tinman's gigs and am his biggest fan, and number one band groupie