Jackroadkill

Welcome to BC, Rosie. The natives are crazy, but don't let that put you off.

Somewhat foolishly I agreed to learn this: Am "enjoying" getting to grips with the walking pre-chorus, chorus and outro. Hard going for a beginner, but I'm getting there slowly.

Prince rocked. Simple as.

Agreed; I bought my first Player to learn on with the intention of upgrading to a US model when I felt my playing merited that. When the Player arrived it was so good I instantly canned that idea, and I now have no plans to bother buying a "better" Precision, as the Player Precision does such a good job. I do still want that seventies Telebass though....

You should get a really long strap; it's well known they increase the metallicness (metallicity?) of the bass.

Just leave it with the butler; I shall be shooting riff-raff on horseback (me, of course, not the riff-raff; they can't afford nags) and will peruse my purchase upon my return. Don't forget to use the tradesmen's entrance, eh?

Superb! I'll take one in seafoam green with a rosewood board.

What are the chances of the Tele bass having a 34" scale?

Yes, but I was hoping nobody would remember!

Hmmm, Let's see: A van (my old one gave up the ghost a few months back) A 450 - 500w 2x10 cab A 34" Telecaster bass Of those the van would be the most useful, followed by the cab. I don't need another bass but I do fancy T-style instruments.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't; while we're talking in maybes, maybe if you have such a low opinion of female musicians, maybe you're unlikely to find one who will be willing to be in your band.

It's certainly a possibility!

Had a blast playing only the second gig in the band's history last night; it was my work's summer party, which meant that I was as nervous as I've ever been before a gig because if there's one environment you really don't want to suck in it's this. Fortunately we played pretty well (although somehow I got lost in the guitar solo of Whiskey In The Jar - I know, right?) and went down a storm - they were dancing on the tables by the first chorus of the second song! If it looks like we're playing in a cowshed it's because we were playing in a cowshed. Weirdly the sound was pretty good, so I'll take that as a win. They want us back for the same gig next summer. Onwards and upwards! Cheers, JRK

That's lovely to hear, Smanth. So glad for you.

What decade are you in? What century?

Uh....

Word of the week!

Let me have a go on your Shergold (oooer Missus!) and I'll show you me garters, luv!

I wouldn't be seen dead like that. What a pervert.... Eight strings? Gerroff!

Brooklyn. Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir.

I lost interest at "jazz", I'm afraid.

Aye, that 'e do, but beggorah she'm a biggun!

No matter how hard I tried I couldn't out-macho this beast.

OP, you're asking the wrong question; really you should be finding out which is the best 4-string for metal.

I've played (and shot) in the White Horse plenty of times, and I know that scenario... What is it with young farmers and Summer of '69, for Christ's suffering sake?! Who wants to hear the music their parents were conceived to during a knee trembler at the barn dance in Chapel Lawn, after all?