Cosmo Valdemar

Love Me - Stanley Moon

I've had a think about this. My biggest influence is John Entwistle, without a doubt. He's the reason I started playing, and the reason I had wanted to play since the age of 8 after seeing this clip: Of course the camera completely ignores John throughout, but his playing and tone is just shattering, particularly for the era. A howling, distorted grind. He absolutely dominates here. It's easy to forget just what a gamechanger John Entwistle was - this clip shows why he was.

River Runs Red - Life of Agony

Declaration Day - Iced Earth

The Trees - Rush

The Werewolf - Holy Modal Rounders

Mammary - Barbra Streisand

Keynsham - Bonzos

Permanent Vacation - Aerosmith

Taste You - Melissa Auf Der Maur

Brownselmo.

My thoughts entirely. I love Rex and Pantera/Down, but this is a massive 'meh' from me. Pretty shocking that we don't even get to hear it in the video.

Never mind Miss Lemon, Pauline Moran will always be the most terrifying thing I've ever seen on telly...

Drowse - Queen

Dirty Window - Metallica

Which Zed Zeppelin? There's a few on Facebook.

Five Per Cent For Nothing - Yes

So do you, by the look of it!

Naughty Man - Brian Pern

That's one of my favourite parts of the design.

I Can't Let Go - Hollies

I'm always surprised that Gus basses have such astounding and unique bodies, but have this uninspiring bean at the end of the neck.

Groove Machine - King's X

I'm Eighteen - Alice Cooper

I do love their amps, so the Original should be great. They've just really struggled with the pedals. The ridiculous size was the killer, I reckon. The JLo pedal was fantastic though!