Leonard Smalls

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A bit of Turkish/US fusion to add to your list!

You did well! When I was in student accommodation halls we had 3 shared toilets on the corridor with 6 student rooms. I put a speaker in the toilet next to my room, and we'd worked out that it was possible to lock the door from the outside. So when someone new went in there we'd secure the door, get Foetus "333" or similar ready at full volume and as soon as they'd started to ablute we'd turn the light off and whack the horrible "music" on. Nobody lasted as long as a minute before screaming for mercy!

Slightly worrying stuff you don't want on full blast while trapped in a student toilet with the lights off:

Kraftwerk-influenced New-Wave Electro:

My goth choices would be even older school! Deutscher Girls: Arguably: And as an alternative

Harmolodic jazz and its offshoots: Heaviest! https://jamaaladeentacuma.bandcamp.com/album/dreamscape Still with Jamaaladeen on bass, widdly wobbly and wonktastic! James Blood, George Adams, Amin Ali and George Adams - Phalanx

Some gentle wake-up music

If it helps, the waiter asked us in German what we wanted... I said "Apfelsaft, gespritzed bitte". Presumably he didn't really speak German very well, or my pronunciation was appalling, so he assumed I wanted an Aperol Spritz...

To paraphrase my namesake: "The name's Smalls, Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny only I ain't got no friends."

Daves seem to be a bit odd! Years ago I was trying to set up a band, had put an ad in the local muso-rag specifying funk, jazz... So Dave turned up at my house in his Reliant Robin, brought out his acoustic guitar and without coming into the house, proceeded to regale me with his repertoire, which were all his own material. Which would have been nice if they weren't so terrible! Like drunk folk round a campfire who couldn't play or singing belting out unrecognisable tosh after 2 bottles of whisky. After his "gig" he got back in his Robin and fecked off. He barely spoke a word at any point, and I never heard from him again!

And a bit more!

A bit of New York No Wave from 1979

There's some seriously crazed guitar playing here... And a Danelectro!

Reliving my youth at Oliver's Nite Spot in Chester...

One of my favourite jazz groups... Always funky but still Proper!

That's a bit catch-all! Rhythm and Blues was coined in 1949 as a phrase by a journo from Billboard magazine to describe, basically, black music. This included blues, jazz, swing etc, and had artists as varied as Louis Jordan, Big Joe Turner, Nat King Cole, The Fabulous Platters. As black music moved away from the basic 12 bar structure a new term was coined -"soul". Meanwhile, a bunch of Brits had got into the blues and started their own combos based on their interpretation of this sound - It got rockier, and many British folks feel that this pub-rock sound is what Rhythm and Blues is/should be. Meanwhile, in the US the term "Black Music" was coined, which covered everything from Miles Davis to Parliament and everything inbetween. However, in the 80s more white artists were using African-American influences so by 1990 Billboard re-purposed the term R&B to mean almost any music of black origin, which is a very wide church even discounting jazz (though this has just as many haters within the BC community as modern R&B!). Me? I like bits of all of 'em

I had no idea who Del Preston was until a quick Google!

It's Ralph Brown...

I though we didn't allow covers? It's a bit faster than Cage's original but otherwise virtually identical! 😁

Being a musician in my own band, making our own music and making sufficient money without having to play 5 nights a week in some duff sports bar would be excellent... However, I don't think I could do the session musician thing. It always appals me to read some ace player's resume - "X played with Miles Davis and Stanley Clarke, also with Deep Purple and Hendrix and went on to be in-demand session musician to play with the likes of Little Mix, The Spice Girls, Take That and Black Lace".

Talking of Chopin, I did two lots today! Briefly played his cover of Manilow's "Could it be Magic" (as nicked by me many years ago in a composition compo), and nipped into Aldi for some Weissbier. Proper cultured!

😁 S'not EDM at all! And there's no rave horns. Even better, there's no auto tuned vocals.bor any vox for that matter! Just plenty bass and lots of stereo FX...

As you can tell, I done a special bangin' EDM choon especially for you, Mr Doug, complete with rave horns and auto-tuned vocals...