I like your list, actually I love your list.
It's taken a while but our new drummer has everything on your list.
Most important he sings fantastic high harmonies, has a great look, he's a great guy and people tend to gravitate towards him at every gig. Him and his wife set up and tear down his kit in 15 mins.
At first I didn't think he was going to work out. Boy was I wrong. We're lucky we found him ( open mic ).
Blue