SpondonBassed

I must thank Dave for his generosity. He wrote a little while ago saying that he had a few more "bits" for my spares drawer. I was delighted to accept. This time he refused any sort of contribution to postage or charitable causes. He's only sent me a Musicman Stingray in a Musicman gigbag! It's in top condition. All I had to do was put in a fresh battery and tune up. It's been upgraded with a Nordstrand pup and an East pre-amp. It's got Dunlop strap locks and Hip-shot tuners. It sounds flipping brilliant! Many thanks Dave, I'm chuffed to bits.

I love this.

Welcome Malcolm (again).

You need to loosen your loincloth...

Yes?

Then that's factually incorrect also as aircraft never have wings of steel. It's far too heavy. Maybe that's why you only seem to crawl?

Have you got a mouse in your kitchen?

Our chiropodist uses one.

Welcome Hans.

Stop being cruet you lot!

I can't unsee that now. I hope you're happy with yourself young man!

Welcome Tomas.

Welcome Eric.

Welcome Gab.

Welcome SF.

The exciting bit of the flame is not covered by the pickguard so I'd have it.

Welcome Alfred.

No, not the mushy peas. You can't hold them to somebody as they just slide off their face as soon as you take your hand away. I suppose you could use a mask as a mushy pea containment device... (Makes a note to contact the Patents Office.)

PMd.

Welcome Howard.

Welcome Ash.

It's easy sorted. Claim it's a yard like the Americans do. Then if anyone says boo to you you can tell them to furlough off!

Welcome Filo.

Welcome Mikey.

We won't hold it against you.