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McCartney. I love the Beatles, but when I listen to McCartneys bass lines, with a few honourable exceptions, I hear simplistic approach, ill considered note lengths, a lack of groove and precision. I think he was a better guitarist than bass player. The fact that he comes across as Mr Fake, and he's an arrogant prick in real life (I said good morning to him at a sailing club once, and he told me to f*** off and stop hassling him), probably doesn't help

Was that Ken Smith by any chance?? Ken knows everything, to the point of telling me that my beautiful and gorgeous sounding 19th century German blockless bass was utterly valueless and needed complete restoration, blocks fitted, new neck, overstand adjustment, conversion to shorter mensure and D neck, and even then it would be barely worth matchwood. This is a bass thats been appraised at £12-15K For what it's worth, my bass has a string length just under 110cm, and an Eb neck. I bought it because of the way it felt and sounded, without even thinking about string length. The only slight issue for me is the higher string tension, which is mostly solved by using Kaplan Lights. Play what you enjoy and don't worry about what self-appointed Gurus say!

My Extension - which you can see in my avatar - was built by Pete Barnaby and fitted by Martyn Bailey. I love it, but not everyone gets on with mechanical extensions, so I'd suggest "try before you buy"! Mine has a hole through the scroll for the string, which is almost un-noticable but might not be the way to go if you have an 18th century Italian bass! Martyn did a fantastic job of fitting it, and the extension itself is a beautiful piece of engineering. Jerome Davies looks after my bass when it needs work, and I'd highly recommend him for any work, including a fingered extension.

The Stones are now nothing more than a very average Rolling Stones tribute act. Coverdale can't even manage that, Madge is some kind of banned circus act and Bryan Ferry is just painful. On the other hand, Springsteen and the E Street Band were incredible on the latest tour. Not like 1985 - or even 2013 - but still full of life and uplifting energy. And Robert Plant may look like he died 10 years ago, but the voice is still smooth as velvet. I don't care what Jagger or McCartney or Coverdale want to do, I won't be subsidising their Zimmer Frame Tour, but the ones who can still do it and still have something to offer? Oh yes....

If anyone is interested I might be able to bring my DB - mid 19th century German

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Everything that's distasteful and unlikeable about the current "music" business right there...... I listened for 30 seconds. 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back....

That's what I use - on my second now. It's great - vey comfortable

OK, what it is is less certain than what it isn't! It isn't Italian, and it isn't 1810. My guess would be it's a German/Tirolean factory bass, anywhere between 1900 and 1960's. It looks like the shoulders have been extended to give a longer string length. What is the string length? this will help determine what it is. If the timber is decent and it's not too heavily built, it might be very nice with a bit of careful repair and setting up. Nick and I totally agree on this - DON'T have it restored! Get what is necessary done to make it stable and crack free. Play it for a bit to see how it sounds and feels, then if you like it get a good bridge fitted and some nice strings and enjoy!

If he's 12, I'd wonder if he's big enough and strong enough to handle a 3/4? Sounds like a 1/2 would be a better bet for now. Take advice from his teacher, but given that he's likely to grow rapidly in the next year ish, a 1/2 size may be right now but not in 6 months. With that in mind, I'd suggest renting until growing has happened and you can go looking for a good student 3/4 to last him until music college looms. I have a good friend who has a fleet of nice rental basses of various sizes, she might be able to help, but she is in West Sussex! Let me know if you want her details Neil

The verses are drums and guitar only, bass comes in in the chorus. Andy Fraser was know to play the chorus in either octave, sometimes changing mid chorus. Can't blame him for trying to make it interesting, it's a deeply dull song

I missed the narrow neck bit!

Word of caution - the fitting of a block and new neck is not cheap (circa £2K), and you're not gauranteed to end up with a better bass, whatever Ken Smith says. He has a vested interest in getting people to spend unnecessary money on blockless basses - it means that all of these relatively cheap basses become far more expensive, so bolstering the price of even ordinary blocked basses. If there are no structural problems, and it sounds good and plays well, leave the f...ing thing alone!! My bass is blockless, albeit rather earlier than this one, and sounds glorious in every register. Quite happily holds its own in the bass section of CBSO. In the 7 years I've had it, never had any structural issues related to neck or lack of a block. Get this thing repaired, put some strings and a new bridge on it and enjoy it!

This! I'd give you the £1200 right now, as it is

Even a "decent" 60s Czech laminate is a pretty unpleasant thing. Purely judging by the look of the timber and the finish, there is a nice bass there trying to get out

I think that bass deserves a little better than what you have planned for it!

Rod Stewart is what you get if you try to buy Steve Marriott from Lidl

The bowing is a practical compromise. The only way to play this musically on the bass is to regard the slurs in the manuscript as phrasing marks rather than bowing! There are other versions you might like to listen to as well. Joel Quarrington tunes his bass in 5ths, so the whole thing makes more sense for him. And the great, sadly missed Rinat Ibragimov is always worth listening to

Another extraordinary musician for you:

Vocalise is a very enjoyable start to the thumb position adventure. Pretty simple, a lovely melody and easy playing. I have to say I do love orchestral playing too, and that's where the cash is!

That's where all the good stuff is, up there in the rosin dust. Phoebe is a Goddess, and a really cool human being too. Simandl and Petracchi are all you need....

My current absolute favourite bassist is the fantastic Phoebe Russell

Jerome Davies looks after my lovely 19th century bass, and he's a top man

The Stones - just an overpriced Stones tribute act now. Nothing new since Exile on Main Street. Just the same old same old. Good luck to them, but I won't be indulging McCarney - I'm biased, I never liked him. Fakey McFakerson IMO. But he's done nothing worth hearing for decades either The oldies I still want to hear? Springsteen (not the same as the 80's, but the changes are good and the flame still burns), Robert Plant (seems to get better and better. Thank you Alison Krauss for reining in the extremes of his style), Kate Bush (a Goddess, now and always) and Tom Jones

You're right - the Bottesini is great fun to play - all Bottesini is! Rinat was an extraordinary musician and teacher, I studied with him when he was a young man. All of this virtuosic stuff seems impossible in the early stages, but if you learn the basics thoroughly, it's surprising what diligent practice can achieve!