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Geek99

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  1. You mean …”Oh look at my little baby…yes, the one with the constant fur-drop problem, razor sharp ciaws, and furniture destruction habit” well he doesn’t mean it really … and then there’s the whole ‘slaughtering that family of voles thing’ well they probably goaded him into it… I mean he wouldn’t hurt a fly with those viciously sharp teeth and foul breath problem” he’s so cute …
  2. Ok - I apologise 😛 yes, you did read that, I read it too, posted I believe by the same gentleman
  3. Totally get that …. Pond Scum, with added fur
  4. Now that’s funny. Wish our postal delivery was funny, not some very pleasant, red haired and attractive female kind
  5. Jerry talks about this period in “way on down”, his autobiography
  6. @jerryscheff was one of those players @MHMSWC#03 - he played for elvis
  7. UNLESS he told them he wanted to go to the guard tower in that prison camp to check his eyesight ? Hmm - yeah that sounds good… who would not go for that as an explanation
  8. Yes far too controlling, shifty and untruthful
  9. I’d just say “only if you buy it first” - the bass naturally as selling other humans would be illegal … unless it was Dominic Cummings and destinations in Siberia were on the table in which case an exception might be reasonable
  10. Yes @Sibob we could package it up and send it to “the other place” 😛
  11. 🤮 good work though …
  12. You’re leaving basschat ? 🥺 why would any self-respecting member not have useful things bursting out of every window ?
  13. But he uses lots of delay and modulation and fuzz - always has
  14. Take the neck off, set the body on fire, stab it with the weedy neck, then burn the neck sorted
  15. We could burn it whilst stabbing it with pitchforks ..,
  16. I just use fingers … I have got the horn now .. very pretty.
  17. I tried that but was arrested for soliciting a woman for immoral purposes ** ** probably not 100% true
  18. She does suit that dress …
  19. I’m sure he is actually human though - a gemstone cannot hold a musical instrument; let alone produce its own “for sale” listing
  20. I would use the name “Ron Jeremy”. I would sound a complete c ock though
  21. McBusted had two ..,
  22. Ok - that’s you covered up till about 3:40 pm - need to find two more to get your full fruit and veg count how about a bounty bar and some Whole nut ?
  23. One of your five a day, with added rum and chocolate - what’s not to like ?
  24. Rats - now I have to wipe my screen … 😳
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