Jump to content
Why become a member? ×

itsmedunc

⭐Supporting Member⭐
  • Posts

    1,401
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Status Replies posted by itsmedunc

  1. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      You'll have to ask Fleabag. He collects the evidence. Being a policeman, he probably misread 'heft' as 'theft'! 😂

    2. (See 37 other replies to this status update)

  2. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the music industry...

    2. (See 37 other replies to this status update)

  3. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

  4. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      Believe it or not, I knew you were going to say that!

    2. (See 37 other replies to this status update)

  5. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

  6. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      What if Fleabags dad is like a really small dwarf with a stoop? 

    2. (See 37 other replies to this status update)

  7. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

  8. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

  9. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

  10. The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis. :|

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      I still look forward th The Ladies Open. 😜

    2. (See 37 other replies to this status update)

  11. Absolute inauspicious start to this years Kebab hunt. Iffy gig, falling into the gear punters, arguing with p*iss ed's, no kebab and a 11.30am

    photo shot this morning in the snow.

    Please don't let this be how my gigging year is going to pan out.  :|

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      Maybe a kebab lounge tour? Still get p#ssed clientele but at least a kebab is ensured!

    2. (See 8 other replies to this status update)

  12. Absolute inauspicious start to this years Kebab hunt. Iffy gig, falling into the gear punters, arguing with p*iss ed's, no kebab and a 11.30am

    photo shot this morning in the snow.

    Please don't let this be how my gigging year is going to pan out.  :|

  13. IMPORTANT: I implied that there may have been a problem with one of OBBMs cables, but I'd like to make it quite clear that there was NOTHING wrong with it and Dave's reputation remains intact!

    https://www.basschat.co.uk/topic/318164-using-te-combo-with-effects-problem/

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      You should be on OBBM's payroll. Never bought a lead from him but now I will buy no other! I've been brainwashed. Are you a scientologist?

    2. (See 8 other replies to this status update)

  14. Nothing to see here. Move along please

  15. Nothing to see here. Move along please

  16. Nothing to see here. Move along please

  17. Hi Ped

    I was just about to post on the "fakes" thread when it was closed. Did you know that form owners/admins/moderators are legally responsible for posts that appear? If you see - or are informed of - a post for a fake with a Fender logo and don't take it down within 48 hours, you can personally be dragged through expensive litigation. That applies even if the ad clearly states that it's a fake.

    I know this because I am a mod for a facebook bass marketplace, and have had personal contact from Fender through a similar issue. Oh - and my son is an owner of The Fretboard!

    Cheers

    Greg

  18. Gahh!! Having real trouble with my Hipshot Ultralights. Ever get the urge to just smash your bass on the floor, like on the cover of London Calling? >:(

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      Oh, I wanted to see your status in 6 months time, asking how to get the araldite off! ?

    2. (See 23 other replies to this status update)

  19. Gahh!! Having real trouble with my Hipshot Ultralights. Ever get the urge to just smash your bass on the floor, like on the cover of London Calling? >:(

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      I'd say the same to Paul Simonon - send it to me and I'll put up with it ?

    2. (See 23 other replies to this status update)

  20. Puppy just back from the Vet after being spayed - firstly it was weird her not being here, now she's acting weird.

    Would come as no surprise if aliens landing tonight..

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      Greatest thing I have ever found to calm a dog down is a log burner! No not a lump of wood on the head chaps but the heat! Just had one installed and now all 4 of my dogs snooze away in front of it merrily! Might be a bit extreme for you though ?

    2. (See 8 other replies to this status update)

  21. I just asked her indoors what's wrong and she said 'nothing'. So obviously I'm in deep doo-doo.

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      It's uncanny! I can't do anything right either. I can even turn the tap on wrong!

    2. (See 18 other replies to this status update)

  22. Following the example of our venerable colleague Les, I frequented a very nice purveyor of quality kebabs post-gig last night in Kingston-Upon-Thames. By the time we got there (about 1am) they had sold out of lamb donner, so I had a chicken donner instead. A little greasy, but quite palatable. Our visit all went without incident, but I found out this morning that after I left, the guitarist's missus was involved in an altercation with a bunch of lairly, drug-fuelled, loud-mouthed clubbers, who took exception to her simply because she's Asian. She's a fiesty lass, so she stood her ground, but although there were no physical injuries, she got pushed around and called some things that I won't repeat here. I hope (perhaps in vain) that when the perpetrators woke up this morning they felt thoroughly ashamed of themselves. A sad end to an otherwise lovely evening.

  23. Puppy just back from the Vet after being spayed - firstly it was weird her not being here, now she's acting weird.

    Would come as no surprise if aliens landing tonight..

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      Had our Boston Terrier done  a few weeks ago. Couldn't stop her running and jumping. Thankfully she's fine. Didn't take long to get back to her old mischievous self either.

    2. (See 8 other replies to this status update)

  24. I just asked her indoors what's wrong and she said 'nothing'. So obviously I'm in deep doo-doo.

    1. itsmedunc

      itsmedunc

      You are definitely talking about my wife. What's all that about?

    2. (See 18 other replies to this status update)

×
×
  • Create New...