Skinnyman

Odd how the eyes play tricks. I read this as “thanks to the meds for keeping this place running” Which may be truer than we know 😁

Just sneeze extravagantly a couple of times and mutter “bloody Omicron” and you’ll have the place to yourself

What? I put them on last Tuesday. I want to be sure they’re cooked through. Merry Christmas one and all, and a huge thank you to the mods for all their hard work, patience and - I’m sure - restraint over the last twelve months. God bless us all, every one!

As a serial offender, I’d best shut up as well

That looks really nice.

I was there on the 11th. Took a mate from Liverpool who didn’t care for Zep apart from Stairway. He got so p*ssed, he fell asleep half way through their set and missed them playing it. I still have the program upstairs along with the one from 1978 (Genesis)

As mentioned earlier by @Ricky 4000, if the guitar is too loud, I’d be tempted to turn my volume down. I’ve got one of those sound level apps on my phone and last time our guitarist was getting too loud, I started getting progressively quieter until he finally noticed and asked me to turn up. When I pointed out that the volume in the room was still over 120dB with basically just him and the drummer playing and maybe we should look at dropping levels rather than adding more, he finally got the point and wound it back. If you’re lost in the mix, try changing your EQ a bit rather than adding volume? Boost the mids and cut back the lows and see if that helps. And if the guitar cuts a solo short, make sure you do the full “glare across and slow head shake” look so it’s clear to anyone watching that it was him that just screwed up.

Ooh. Tricky. I grew up in Kendal (a couple of school years behind you if you grew up there too) and I know what you mean about the limited options. There used to be a pretty strong folk scene so rather than going back to the Bass Shed, maybe there's scope to find something outside the pub circuit? Or outside Kendal? There's a very strong musical theatre group in Burneside who may welcome a bass player to sit in the pit? Whatever happens, it sounds like you're saddled with the gig so I guess you need to try and make it works best you can. I'd still have a (quiet) word with the drummer - ask him how he copes with the guitarist going off piste and can he give you any tips? Ditto the rhythm guy - he must have similar issues so how does he deal with them? If you can lock in with the drummer and follow him, you might be able to learn to work round the guitarist's wilder flights of fancy.

Tricky. I think I'd have gone by now, The volume thing would be enough for me. This shouldn't be about just you and the guitarist. Have you talked to the drummer and Rhythm guitarist about this? If they're of the same mind as you, why don't you all walk? Assuming that they've got the same issue, you could all agree that you three will play the song as per the original structure (plus any variations that you've agreed in advance). Then - collectively - tell the guitarist that if he wants to deviate from this "in the moment", he needs to give you all a visual cue of some sort or you will all carry on following the agreed structure and he will sound like a complete idiot. Then implement and stick to this policy religiously until either he "gets it" or you all walk. Of course, if they don't see a problem then maybe you need to find a band with a better standard of musicians. There is a difference between being able to play an instrument and being able to make music in a band with other people and it seems that you're the only one seeing that distinction. Good luck with it PS Unless you're certain that the gig won't be a car crash, I'd be gone well before it

Charles Saatchi, I’d imagine. While I’m here, I saw the thread title and assumed it was a euphemism. Wrong again. Life is full of such minor disappointments. Oh well,

The machine in the bog in our local doesn’t need all that faffing about. Two quid, pull the lever thing and…… Sorry. As you were. These bloody glasses

First band I was in had a copper as drummer. He was in a Firearms Response Unit (or whatever they’re called) so spent most of his days driving around with the occasional emergency call out to some incident. He knew his schedule well in advance and we booked gigs around it. I’d guess that your drummer may struggle to fit in gigs and practice when she’s doing her initial training but once she’s past that, it should be workable - although having a deep on hand for those last-minute emergencies probably won’t hurt.

That looks really nice. A quick search suggests that the Montana Xmas Red Glitter could be just the fellow for me! Thanks for the suggestion

Just the info I needed, thanks. Given that I’m the least ept person I know, I think even I should be able to manage this. Famous last words….

I am planning to strip an old SGC Nanyo bass back to the wood and respray it. Is there any particular type of paint I should use? Or avoid? I’m after a metallic finish (Candy Apple Red) with a gold sparkle (I didn’t say this was going to be tasteful). Can I use automotive rattle cans? I assume I’ll need to use a primer coat? Again, any particular type? Ta

Not dead they’re not

Rick Wakeman tells the story of working with Chas Cronk on the Six Wives album. Forty-odd years later he worked with Chas again; RW: “Is that the same bass, Chas?” CC: “Yep. Same strings too”.

Forgive me if I conduct a little experiment here…. I always understood that the difference was that one turns a screw whereas a bolt remains static and the nut is turned. (Sits back and waits…) 😁

I think you’ll find they’re legu…… Nah. They’re nuts

Sold my Tama drum throne to Anth. DPD managed to screw up both the collection from me and the delivery to him with the result that it arrived two days later than planned. Anth was patience personified through the whole sorry saga. All in all, a lovely guy to deal with. Thanks again, Anth!

Looking gooood there, Stubz

Only if you’re dancing to it