Maude

Stranger On The Shore - Kayaker Bilk

She Blinded Me With (The Appliance Of) Science - Thomas Dolby

We Gotta Get Out Of This Place - Angelic Upstarts (makes a change to The Animals)

Gimme Three Steps - Skynyrd

That's what I thought.

Don't Call Me Baby - Voice of the Beehive

A lot of music shops use the colour orange in their logos etc as neurological research has found that orange stimulates the same receptors in the brain as hearing music you enjoy and purchasing items, among other enjoyable things, releasing endorphins that give you that warm fuzzy feeling. Further research found that some people will believe anything they read online.

That Smell - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Gay Bar - Electric Six

Mr. Soft - Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel

Hmm I don't know, applying E45 cream seems like a rash decision.

Give Him a Ball (and a yard of grass) Sultans of Ping

Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top

One Bourbon, one Scotch Finger, one Bairritz - John Lee Hooker

Icing Sugar - The Cure

Only You - Yazoo

Being the naive type who who ambles through life oblivious to anything not of interest to me, what data are all these sites collecting?

See ya! 👋 - Depeche Mode

Sweating Bullets - Megadeth

Smash It Up - The Posies (make a change from the damned)

On @Andyjr1515's recommendation I've used calligraphy ink with great results. I just wiped on with a household kitchen sponge, one of those with a scourer on the back. It's water based so can be easily watered down to achieve a lighter shade, and to a degree mistakes can be wiped off with a damp cloth. Can be oil finished, lacquered or waxed over once dry to any degree of matt, satin or gloss. Here's an old Kay neck through that I stained the body wings on then lacquered over.

Chop it up and make a shelf. I actually really like this.

BRILLIANT!!

Yeah, he could barely hear his dual SVT stacks. 😂

Hot For Teacher - Van Halen