This thread reminds me of a cartoon I saw years ago in one of the music papers-can't remember which one. It dated from when Brix was married to Mark E., and entailed her being chatted up by Pete Murphy of Bauhaus. Mark E. arrives on the scene, and proceeds to say something along the lines of 'Ah, thirties horrorstar, ah, Peel on balustrade, ah, I will go out there, ah, John H.Stracey in laundromat scam, ah!' At which point Brix tells Pete that Mark says to f*ck off or he'll tear his head off and sh*t down his neck. It brought a smile to my face, anyway.
There was also a cartoon in a fairly recent Viz about a girl who sees the Fall on TV, and asks her Mum how she can be in a band like that. Mark E.Smith sticks his head through the window and proceeds to tell her all about buying an instrument and learning to play it and joining a band, and then invites her to join the Fall, at which point he then says he's bored of her now and sacks her.