Leonard Smalls

This Saturday, in Gloucester! We're on second, just b4 7pm...

Nice organ!

Eine Symphonie Des Grauens - The Monochrome Set

Oh Yoko! - Shockabilly

Hell hole - Spinal Tap

If you kneed me - Solomon Burke

Lick my love pump - Nigel Tuffnell

Suck my kiss - RHCP

I DJed once with him at The Warehouse in Leeds! Must have been 1984 - I did funky stuff to start, then he came and did his thing...

Piss Bottle Man - Mike Watt

The bottle - Gil Scot Heron

Crush It - Parliament

It's too funky - James Brown

(Cosi fan) Tutti Frutti - Little Richard

Burn Baby Bernstein - Ash

Bach in Black - AC/DC

Too Hot to Handel - Heatwave

Happytalk - Captain Sensible

Nervous System - Killing Joke

If the kids are united - Sham 69

Talking of rock'n'roll doctors, John Cooper Clarke (though he's a well deserved honorary doc) I'll tell you now and I'll tell you firmly I don't never want to go to Burnley What they do there don't concern me Why would anybody make the journey? I'll tell you know and I'll tell you flatly I don't never want to go to Gatley I don't even want to go to Batley Where is that place exactly Do I wanna to go to Redditch? I wouldn't visit in a souped-up sheddish what am I some kind of Nebbish? No I don't want to go to Reddish I'll tell you now and I'll tell you briefley I don't never want to go to Keighley I'll tell you now, just like I told Elsa Lanchester... I don't ever want to go to... Cumbernauld

Car trouble - Adam and the Ants

Voulez-Vous Coucher avec Moi? (Lady Marmalade) - Sabrina

I often find lyrics to be trite and cliched nonsense, though this lady has a proper understanding of how these things should be treated...