In all seriousness though, its versatile as F#ck pardon my midlands accent
roll back on the fat MM for huge farting bridge pickup goodness, solo the P for well, that P sound, blend them together for a full fat bigger than Jazz, Jazz bass sound.
one good thing about the John east stuff is the active blend so i dont think you get that standard scoopyness, I dunno, I'm not that technical.
If I had a fender style bass, deffo get the J-Retro, anything else the uni stuff, think it's more of less the same, just form factor etc.
Just enquiring with Chris at Alpha now about my next build! wallet forgive me!