Happy Jack

Pruning the heard sounds like you're cutting back on what you listen to ...

Maybe I should Hope I die before I get old. Damn! Too late. Now where did I leave that Zimmer frame?

Has anyone checked the chiropractor's for AndyToad?

Come up and see me ...

He stored it away in the 1980s because he thought it would make a great investment? Now there's a man with a very serious crystal ball!

I wondered the same. Also wondered what sort of vocal range this singer might offer ... could be a solution to the perennial 'Robert Plant problem'. Incidentally, on the whole 'does it matter?' thing, I believe it does when the advert chooses to be up front about it. If this person didn't think it matters, then they wouldn't mention it.

Mind you, if I'd paid £770 for a Squier bass, I would expect it to stand toe-to-toe with 'fancier' brands. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FENDER-SQUIRE-62-PRECISION-JV-BASS-EXCELLENT-CONDITION-WITH-TWEED-CASE/292498030689?hash=item441a3dc061:g:enkAAOSw5NJaiXFT

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/8-String-british-made-banjole/222905176633?hash=item33e62f1239:g:yBsAAOSw0gFav2AW God's Teeth, man! How long would it have taken to Google banjolele?

And you're only going to keep hitting it ...

For me it's all about scale length. I'm not happy with a 34" low B, and yes, I do know that good ones do exist. It's just that I haven't really found one. Now 35" low B is a whole nuther thang, and it immediately means that Mike Lull, Lakland and MTD are all in the frame. My main squeeze? http://s1128.photobucket.com/user/h4ppyjack/library/Basses CURRENT/Mike Lull T5 2014 CURRENT

Do you think that girl realises that you can see her knickers? Should have worn a slip ...

Isn't this the one John developed for Alan Cringean (ACG Basses)? If so, then you can't go far wrong with it. I've had several of John's preamps over the years, and never a problem yet. As a Precision whore, I'm particularly fond of the P-Retro.

Be careful when the drums go Ba-Dum Tish!

Just steer clear of the famous cello joke, dear.

I'm really not sure that apology is sufficient, y'know.

Chaps, he wants £20 for it. Life's too short ...

I'll check with H&S whether the AC is OK ASAP. HTH.