Skinnyman

Been after a short scale bass for a while and having sold my Bass VI, I traded in an old 12 string acoustic to get this wee thing on @Teebs' recommendation I'm not convinced about the colour but I'm very impressed with the noise it makes. I'm even more impressed with having some change from the deal 😀

No it's not. Now shut up and don't spoil a good rant

Oh, and people who say "OMG". And "literally". Them too

OMG, I'd forgotten those barstewards. There should be a special place in Hell for them.....

Oh, and Liam Neeson if Off Topic is anything to go by..... Ooh, topical.....

And guitarists. You forgot guitarists

Ba-boom, tish!

custom ear plugs?

Returning to the room...... (ready for this?)..... .....flushed with success.....! (I’ll get me coat)

Brilliant! Enjoy! Any chance of a tour diary?

At least he was playing this. That Strat is utterly pointless. Nice sig, by the way, FB...

Only scrap....

I do it the way you describe. My amp has a valve preamp stage so I set the gain on that to get the amount of “grit” I want and then use the master volume to control how much noise I make. The only time I might do it differently is if I had a valve power amp and wanted to drive the output stage.

I'm afraid I commit both of the sins highlighted in this thread. And i do so knowingly and with a big, cheesy, look-at-me grin on my face. But then, what I do in the privacy of my own house, in front of my own mirror is nobody's business but mine. I'd never do it at a gig though.....

Be better with the right hand. Then you could use a pick..... A pick, geddit? 😜😜😜😜🤪🤪🤪

Now you tell me. I've just spent hours on the Dark Web buying all your details. Don't suppose you want to know what your GP thinks about you?

Same here - nearly. I have a video (well, several actually) of me wandering round the house, pointing at bits of kit, hifi, computers and pretty much anything of value. Viewing them back now, I wish I’d been a) sober, b) coherent and c) fully clothed. i should take a leaf out of Rich and Teebs’ book and create a spreadsheet. But I probably won’t...

Shhhhh. All of the mods are wonderful, they do a difficult and dangerous job with little recognition and deserve what small comforts they can get. I would vote for them all to be King. Or Queen in at least one case.

Well you shouldn't be such a bad'un....

I assumed the subs were going on boiler suits for the minions and golf carts for getting about the place. I'm just a little depressed that they're not. I assume we came into the conversation because it was our bedtime and none of you wanted to read us a story? But whatever we've done wrong, it was Teebs...

I resemble that remark!

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

If she owns a pub as well.....

Well that’s me not sleeping tonight....

Oops, out of TLRTs again. Consider this "liked"