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Er.... I thought Phil Spector was the villain in the new Bond film??

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1418901606' post='2634594'] Yes, - for £24.99. Which is still too expensive if you ask me. [/quote] I think this is a "thing" on eBay now: put up a silly buy-it-now price in the hope that the bidder will think they're getting a good deal with an offer that's still over the going rate. E.g. Item X can be bought for £50; I put it up at £100, and when a naive buyer has a bid of £75 accepted they think they've saved £25!

[quote name='fiatcoupe432' timestamp='1418897695' post='2634521'] ahahah ! im gonna order one! i ve contacted them and if u order 3 you get a 15% discount! not bad [/quote] I play a four-string so I'm ordering four...

Free P&P though. And from that photo, it looks gigantic.

[quote name='rushbo' timestamp='1418682462' post='2632382'] I really want to hear what this sounds like. Seriously. [/quote] make an offer!

Delivery: Estimated between [b]Thu. 1 Jan. and Fri. 9 Jan.[/b]

There used to be a point on Van der Graaf Generator's album Pawn Hearts that sounded like someone saying, er, "Pawn Hearts", although it's not part of the lyrics to any of the songs. I swear I had a friend who heard the same thing. However, now I can't find it! So perhaps someone crept into my house and replaced my copy, or maybe it's only audible to young people.

[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1418825903' post='2633723'] Yes, and her cousins Matt E and Poly G. [/quote] There's a lott of it about.

There's a lick in Dave Gilmour's solo on Money that sounds like Terry Jones saying "Morning!" while dressed as a woman in a Monty Python sketch.

A word about Waves plugins: don't pay the list price! Like DFS, there's a permanent sale on and products rotate on a regular basis. So unless there's something you MUST have RIGHT NOW, wait a while and get it for up to 80% off.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152626944588668

In the Stranglers' London Lady, the backing vocals sing my name in the "Plastic's real when you're real sick" section.

[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1418726008' post='2632639'] Paradoxically, "Bat Out of Hell Singer and Actor" Meatloaf regards himself as a bit of a gourmet. [/quote] Mr Loaf drew inspiration for his magnum opus from footballer Demba Ba, who, in the days before he earned Premier-League wages, used to sell tickets at inflated prices at venues around the Humber estuary. These activities earned him the nickname of Ba, tout of Hull.

[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1418658144' post='2632043'] As private tenants are starting to move into London's highest building, The Shard, news is emerging of a strange phenomenon. Clarissa Belgravia-Knightsbridge who lives in Penthouse 41 on level 42 explains, " Yah, the guy next door, in No 42 makes yah, very odd noises. There's this droning noise followed by, well, yah, it sounds like one of those deep guitar things having it's strings being pulled off it, yah, makes frightful din, yah. Otherwise he's a nice chap, think he's the King of the Isle of Wight, wherever that is, yah?" A spokeswoman for ISIS Lettings said, "We have been made aware of strange noises in one of our tenants penthouses and we are not ruling out pipework "hammering". All tenants have been issued with noise-cancelling earphones as a precaution." [/quote] However not everyone minds... another Shard occupant who wished to be remain anonymous - so we'll refer to them as "Shard A" - was insisting that her love was King.

[quote name='Weststarx' timestamp='1418650911' post='2631971'] I love those videos, there was a Jessie J one I cant seem to find but it had me on the floor laughing EDIT This was it... [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlPsybmaNmA"]https://www.youtube....h?v=UlPsybmaNmA[/url] [/quote] I heard that Jessie J one before I heard the original... it's my preferred version! And now for something that doesn't involve overdubbing bad playing: [media]http://youtu.be/_li_d_YviZ4[/media]

[quote name='gadgie' timestamp='1418652021' post='2631978'] These are two of my favs [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whuwbyBtwqY"]https://www.youtube....h?v=whuwbyBtwqY[/url] [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkVHog40Fvg"]https://www.youtube....h?v=hkVHog40Fvg[/url] [/quote] Love the comments: "This is definitely fake. He moves his mouth away from the microphone and the volume doesnt change. Also his lips arent even in sync with the lyrics in some places."

Funkster Jake Hay and his as-yet unnamed band were staying at a Premier Inn when Jake was paralysed by choice at the breakfast bar: strawberry conserve, or an exotic fruit from New Zealand? Eventually one of the other diners grew impatient and called the manager, who duly demand of Mr Hay, what's it going to be? Jam, or Kiwi?

[quote name='Conan' timestamp='1418220902' post='2628088'] Like this top keyboard? It's a higher synth..... [/quote] That stinks. And it's giving me A fever.

[quote name='Phil Adams' timestamp='1418143915' post='2627326'] Early 70's hippy songstress Melanie was so enthusiastic on her diet of takeaways that when she heard Mick and Keef's "Ruby Tuesday", she just had to record it. She followed this smash hit with "Chinese Wednesday", "Kebab Thursday", "Pizza Friday" and "Brand New Key" when her voice dropped and she was unable to hit the high notes any more. [/quote] The moguls of the music industry, impressed with the original Melanie's success, used special cloning and genetic modification techniques when assembling The Spice Girls, which featured the 'B' and 'C' models.

[quote name='BetaFunk' timestamp='1418138510' post='2627240'] ......and not forgetting that all time classic 'Picking Up The Pieces'............... [/quote] Uhing uh...

[quote name='cakepop29' timestamp='1418040747' post='2626156'] I've already spoken to a few members on this forum, and you are all so friendly. [/quote] Not all of us. Now eff off!

[quote name='RockfordStone' timestamp='1417821139' post='2624422'] i built mine as a gaming pc when i first met my wife (some 7 years ago) and its power has allowed it to handle everything and any problems i have been able to troubleshoot and rectify easily... [/quote] So if you want to stay married for seven years, get a PC

Blimey, I just went to set the "video recorder" (as I still call it), and after the two funk programmes, there's a docu about Prince, then Synth Brittania! Go BBC4!!

Tyrannosaurus Rex shortened their name as part of a sponsorship deal with a manufacturer of cooking oil.

[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1417787440' post='2624016'] None of the B-52's are actually 52 years old. [/quote] nor are they flying, pollinating insects.