Dad3353

No music at home when young, but classical music played at infant school (I still remember the Personnages à longues oreilles (Characters with Long Ears), although I can no longer hear the upward glissando high notes, which changes the whole piece..! There was also 'Listen With Mother' on the radio, with a 'Joyce Grenfell-style' 'Be a tree. Stand up, up with your arms to the sky and sway in the breeze...' Later, my Mum bought 'The Sound of Music' and 'South Pacific', and we had a radiogram/television, but I don't recall her ever actually playing the disks. My Dad would sometimes sing to himself 'Oh Mein Papa' when decorating and stuff, but does that count as Music..? Once my own revenue stream kicked in, it was Piper At The Gates of Dawn, Embryonic Journey, Anthem of the Sun, Fairport's First, Love and John Peel.

What is this 'maturity' of which you speak..?

It was delivered that way, and they haven't broken yet, soooooo...

Reported. Should be in the 'Marketplace' section. Mods, please move..?

Can be used to split the signal, too.

Are they Inti's feet..?

I'd go for lowering the p/u's a little, too. Easy to do, so easy to judge the outcome. Easy to put back if it doesn't please. Easy, me..? One would think so.

OK, you've had your laugh; now it's time for ...

Nutwood City Limits..?

So instead he wrote a song about nothing.

Except for the bollox about 'going up to the sky... when I die...' rubbish et al. He's in for quite some disappointment.

Nor the same as paradiddles on a snare drum (I'm a drummer...); what has that to do with the price of fish..? Some folk play 'fast' on whatever they're playing 'fast' on. Most folks never pay 'fast', ever. There's just no benchmark, nor science, behind any of this. The World has its flaws and foibles; live with it and celebrate the diversity. There are much more important and deeper proble... Ooo look, a bee..!

No expertise here, just some reflections on necks of differing girth. Violins..? Banjos..?, Guitars, even..? Mandolin..? Double bass..? Cello..?, Electric bass..? All of these and more are to be played in approximately similar fashion by the Human Hand. I doubt that any one could lay claim to being the 'magic bullet' for optimal playing, at whatever speed, in whatever genre. I suspect (with no figures to back it up; just a hunch...) that each of these types of instrument have each a range of 'optimum', depending on fashion, luthier's preference, Buyer's preference, price point and other criteria. If there was just 'one way', all would have the same profile; t'is not so. Where is the 'right' and where is the 'wrong' (as defined by whom..?)..? I would advance that there is no 'absolute' answer. It's a debating point, certainly, but with what possible outcome or conclusion..? The dogs bark; the caravan passes.

For @taunton-hobbit ...

It stems from the expression 'like a hot knife through butter', signifying 'with ease, without resistance or difficulty'. Some of the expression seems to have melted away over Time.

When I was younger, I went to concerts, shows, festivals, clubs etc and saw/heard a lot of original, sometimes ground-breaking musicians playing all sorts of genres, many (or most...) of which had yet to have names. Back in those heady days, if I'd come across folk playing as in those videos above, I'd have thought them to be just noisy trash players, whatever skills they may or may not have possessed. Rubbish then is rubbish now. If anyone enjoys any of that, good luck to 'em, but it scores very low marks in my book, as it would have done 'back in the day'.

Sorry; my typo. This fellow... Dynamic Range versus Ambient Noise.pdf

He wasn't that well-known audiophile George Izard, of Erering by any chance..?

In that case I'll see if I can train the simians to aim a bit better. If it's low notes that are required, we had an experiment in a very high barn, laying huge polystyrene panels across the beams, with a long length of piano wire fixed to the centre. By adjusting the suspended weight attached, 'notes' could be 'tuned'. We could hear the tones, but it was extremely difficult to record them; too low pitched for the semi-pro gear available to us at the time. Inexpensive fun, though, and a learning project. Long tubes were made, too (think Alpine horns...), but enormous volumes of air were needed to get 'em to sound. I have a compressor now, though, soooooo... Hmm... Time to break out the pvc cement again, maybe...

If 'shock' and 'novelty' are the criteria these days, it's high time I put together my 'anima-jazz' troop, with a few goats and macaques, maybe a cockatoo or two. I'm not sure what 'bass' roar I could coax from a water buffalo, but I will promise 'polyrhythms' galore, and an atonal soundscape. I'm hesitating to provide any form of percussion for the apes, as I fear the smaller ones could be used as projectiles, but what's a free jazz concert without a modicum of risk, eh..? Tickets available shortly from your local animal welfare outlet. Bring your own peanuts.

That'll be the day - Buddy Holly and The Crickets

I would refute that statement and vision of things.

Some of us play without any heed for these considerations. OK, maybe atypical, but it's not always about competition. Just sayin'.