dudewheresmybass

Ice ice baby - vanilla ice

The harris sig p bass has a proper chunky neck. love it. 😉

Thank god I’m a country boy - John Denver

maybe baby - buddy holly

S.M.F. - twisted sister (profanity filter would not let me give more detail - sorry - Google should tell you what it stands for, if you can't guess LOL)

puff the magic dragon - peter paul and mary and mungo and midge

It's getting hot in here - Nelly

I've been a peri teacher in schools and privately for 20 years - along with playing / recording / writing. First things first - Get an up to date DBS check done and register for the update service. This will settle minds and set your stall as a professional thinking tutor. The first thing I do is make sure someone learns to play something in a lesson. If theory is the opening gambit, you won't keep them for long as a student (unless that's what they're looking to learn), and they'll end up elsewhere. Theory is great, but should absolutely not be the opening salvo. Make it fun Listen carefully to what someone is looking to learn in their time with you. Be it a new style, or deepening knowledge of an existing one. Always be honest with a prospective student - If you have nothing to offer them say so. Let your first students know that you're just starting out - perhaps offer a discounted rate in that initial spell? I'm happy to help out over PM if you'd like to reach out for more info mate

charlie big potato - Skanky nancy

Black number 1 - type O negative

cheers for your thoughts *shuffles off to google shopping *

Eton rifles - Jam

Falling off the edge of the world - sabbath

cuts like a knife - bryan adams

I have in my mind that there is a thing called a "musician's practice stool" A quick google came up with a few different options. If there's something appropriate for you there, there may well be second-hand examples available elsewhere?

corpsegrinder - Massacre

people are strange - the doors

Love gravy - ike turner and Rick James

High heeled sneakers - Tommy tucker

Altar of sacrifice - slayer

dirty laundry - bitter:sweet

picture of you - the Cure

Club foot - kasabian