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Rich

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  1. Who Farted? - Koo Koo Kanga Roo
  2. Guy Works Down The Chipshop (Swear He’s Elvis) - Kirsty McColl
  3. Do The Dog - Specials
  4. Star Wars Theme - John Williams
  5. Sea Cruise - Frankie Ford
  6. Stranger than Fiction - Joe Jackson
  7. From the dreams on the barbed wire at Flanders and Bilston Glen From the Clydeside that rusts from the tears of its broken men From the realisation that all we've been left behind Is to stand like our fathers before us in the firing line (Slàinte Mhath - Marillion) You choose your leaders and place your trust As their lies wash you down and their promises rust You'll see kidney machines replaced by rockets and guns And the public wants what the public gets But I don't get what this society wants (Going Underground - The Jam)
  8. 54-46 (that's my number) - Toots and the Maytals
  9. Here's a tip from your Uncle Rich. When you're beta-testing a design package and you think the auto-save is set, make sure it is. That way, you won't lose the last 5 hours' hard graft when it crashes. >:(>:( 

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      The swearing. Oh my word, the swearing. I'd have made a docker blush.

       

    3. alyctes

      alyctes

      Couldn't quite hear you from here...

      Enough to void the warranty though, I reckon.

    4. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      I feel your pain brother....

  10. Warm Wet Circles - Marillion
  11. This beautiful Sei Flamboyant 5. All I needed to do was replace the very meh Barts and get it properly set up. Instead, I sold it. What was I thinking?
  12. Hold on, just going to check down the back of the sofa...
  13. King For A Day - XTC
  14. The Only Living Boy In New York - Simon & Garfunkel
  15. Wishing on a Star - Rose Royce
  16. A moment's lapse of concentration + car-park bollard = :( :( :(

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      Bit more than a bumper, alas. :(  The bollard was alongside. 

    3. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      I was thinking about making a gag out of that but it's past time I showed some sympathy.

      I've been caught with coloured matched bollards that look to be part of the fence two feet behind.  Got no sympathy from the establishment that had them painted that way.  Daft.

      Feeling for you.

    4. Teebs
  17. Nipple to the Bottle - Grace Jones
  18. Achey Breaky Heart - Billie Ray Cyrus Sorry.
  19. I've seen worse. I can't remember when, but I'm sure I've seen worse.
  20. Church of the Poisoned Mind - Vulture Club
  21. Whine & Grine - The Beat
  22. It's my trusty old Korg DT-7 tuner. Best one I've ever had, accurate and clear without having to squint. The Zoom has a tuner but peering at that tiny window would have done my head in
  23. My stone-age gear the way I see it, I may as well use it if it still works!
  24. "Cool, I like your Mammoth. What do the other 9 pedals do?" "Oh they're just empty boxes. I keep them there to stop me looking pretentious."
  25. Bring Me Some Water - Melissa Etheridge
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