Careful what I say here since we could be being watched as we speak but a 'very close friend' of mine bought a Gibson Les Paul Custom shop for $3000, as this would have meant over £260 in Vat, another £50 in import duties etc my friend asked them to send it marked at $700, this was a massive risk in terms of the insurance but since it paid off never mind eh. Saved £200+, and since my friend pays over £10k a year in tax so that crackheads and 14 single mothers don't have to trouble themselves with work it was a guilt free experience - apparently.
I love fraud, sorry my friend does, but remember kids it isn't big or clever.
I was especially pleased since I once applied to join the HMC&E Graduate scheme and went to a final interview only for them to not give me the job, not let me know for 3 months and then say 'we felt you needed to understand customs and excise in the broader sense and get more experience of it' -duh!! What?? Well, of course, hence the application for the graduate scheme!!??
And relax....