Aye... It's rare we get absolutely nowt, but what we do get tends to be at the lower end of 2/10 of nowt!
I remember being second top bill at a venue in Birmingham for a 9 band all-dayer... We'd gone in 3 cars due to all coming from who-knows where, parking had cost us £20 each, plus the fuel and the 2+ hours drive each way.
At the end of the gig, there was maybe 75 people there, the promoter came up to me and said "I've got your money, it's £19" which he handed to me. And I said "each?" and he said "no, that's it!".
We once got £13 in the Welsh Valleys, and more than once we've come away with nothing at all!