Stub Mandrel

You want slices along the trunk, not across it, for 99% of uses.

Unlike most of the quotes in this thread, when Neil Young said "now I'm livin' out here on the beach, but those seagulls are still out of reach", it was littoraly true.

Its over? Oh, you just mean the thread...

LOL! I actually read that... Well how about The Lion Sleeps Tonight...

Back to the true spirit of this thread... Stevie Nicks, guilty of a degree of meteorological inexactitude when she claimed 'thunder only happens when its raining'.

Serving chips in a potty? How convenient...

Compare and Contrast Judy Dyble's piano work (RIP): With Dave Hill's guitar riff...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYnVYJDxu2Q

Yesterday, sand down with 600 grit, fill a few dinks, then primer, then find more and more tiny dinks to fill, ended up with almost a whole can of primer going on, then smoothed off with 600 grit. Then a final coat this morning, followed by a Speed Awareness Course on Zoom 🙄 This is white, honest! later today, about 5 or 6 coats of Daphne Blue, although my phone seems to want to shift it towards @Teebs green... it is a lovely blue in reality! Tomorrow the gloss lacquer! Already put a couple of coats of gloss on the headstock, and decals. The area around the truss rod is a bit poor. Might try staining it dark brown...

Half teh band were in eth Soiuth Wales TNT - AC/DC tribute (now Black Angus since my bro' left), I think it sounds a bit like Airbourne.

I've made up my mind! DECISION BASS.

I feel faintly queasy...

Looked it up on Ultimate guitar. How does someone get 32 votes and 4.5 star average with: "Originally tab of this song is too hard to be tabbed so I made a easy version "

I can't see my own bloomin' link!

My brother's band have recorded a lockdown song - using iPhones and Bandcamp. Not sure if this will work:

I think its £88 now, I guess demand has gone up!

Curiously that's exactly what the instructions tell you to do, but I think its a translation error...

No I want a standard body shape, I'll use the supplied hardware and only upgrade if I need to - rumour is its pretty decent stuff considering the silly price... £77 - I couldn't even buy neck, fingerboard and body timber for that.

Excellent, thank you. I've run out of TLRTs so have a smiley :-)

Ah.. farcebook link? Invisible I'm afraid...

It started with one comment, but they just kept doubling.

So rather than a Hardly Bent-One, you prefer a NoBend?

Just demonstrates how the knob on the end is to stop it slipping out of your grasp at a critical moment.

I could play a straight bat assuming it doesn't have any kinks in it I could go with: "Hardly Bent-One"