Ah, a thread where specifics are insisted on. Right...
Aston Martin = Southwold Pier
Liberace = flock wallpaper
A celocanth = The Upanishads
Brutalist civic centres = revivalist music hall
Turnham Green tube = a skip full of shish kebab
Cumulonimbus = Sherbet Dib-Dap
Pete Postlethwaite = fiscal parity
Tofu = forcemeat bälls
Telly Savalas = tungsten carbide drills
Carbon offsetting = Antique pinball machines
North Utshire = moderate, occasionally rough later
...there, sorted.