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Jason Karloff

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  1. I take it you rate them as strings?
  2. Probably preferable to all those fruit teas.
  3. Yes you are indeed lucky. I had a mate I use to go drinking with and she use to wave him off with a shout of "make sure you drink enough"
  4. Err. Hello dear. My you are looking well. I was thinking, how about we go visit your mum? (present bouquet of flowers from petrol station)
  5. Good luck on your journey.
  6. Fretless is easy. Finger note. Play note. If it sounds too low or high just slide accordingly and smile. Ha got away with it.
  7. My all time fav Carry on joke
  8. Yeeee Screaming. My personal fav.
  9. Ha such a classic. I never understood how they were so successful on continental Europe? All word play ain't it? The Rumpo Kid Gladstone Screwer etc
  10. You say that but the longer this thread goes on for, the more time someone has in Texas to finish building a hoovercraft in their mum's basement. Then jet across here and shoot me in the plums. 😛
  11. Aww. See I was afraid of that. I realised my faux paus after I finished typing. Taking a crazy long shot here. Going by your moniker you could possibly be Dutch??? Which means you can speak 16 languages.
  12. Hahahahahaha. Excellent. But chuck in a bag of tea lights.
  13. Whoooooah. I think you need to dumb it down a bit mate. A mastery of two languages? You realise the people we get in here think penicillin is a type of edible carpet lino.
  14. They have all gone to watch Count Down haven't they?
  15. You know this is the worst part. The waiting. All the cretins have gone quiet. They have stopped charging our positions. Then all of sudden in a few hours some wally will stumble into view with a "I think rascism is a blot on humanity" Thanks. Hadn't considered that position.
  16. I mentioned the war but I think I got away with it.
  17. I feel like I'm in Stalingrad and as the Germans tighten their stranglehold on the city, I'm down to my last rat to nibble.
  18. Cetara you are truly valiant. You haven't left your post for days, still steadfastly picking off the occasional cretin who strays into view. I doff my cap. What have I missed? Do I still need to get the lyrics to American Pie by Don McLean tattooed on my Rear end as penance?
  19. And that St Anger album gets abuse because of solely the drum sound? I haven't heard it.
  20. What about offensive actual band names? I saw a flyer in London circa 10 years ago and one band was called Operation Cnut Destroyer (u and n in their traditional places) And some band called Prostitution Disfigurement.
  21. And I thought The Beano was racy.
  22. I know. Its just impossible to see any progress on anything bi partisan. They just hate each other. As for Kazakhstan, you can see why Putin would pile in. Those protests could easily spread.
  23. Maybe his super power was preventing rapes. Fingers crossed.
  24. We've been trying for 2 days. 😔 Prepare to get attacked with a deft use of Ctrl C and Ctrl V It's coming....
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