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Hang around studenty folk type pub gigs,theres always those types hangin out there.

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Some dude in canada wants to buy a bass off me can anyone please tell me the best way for him to send the money to me,is paypal any good,how do i withdraw the money from them?| i have made it clear i wont send the bass until the wonga is in my hand so what is the cheapest and fastest way of doing this.Can anyone help me cheers.

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I play acoustic to nick drake and john martyn are nice to play bizarre tunings.

My band is a free form nude jazz group called Kennys balls and his jizz men,if any females are reading i am thinking of leaving and forming a new project made of nude jazz females.

Dont loosen the strings,or mess with the rods it sounds like the fibres in the wood have shocked and contracted,it sounds stupid but the slightly colder weather and raised humidity is a big factor,put it flat on the bed in a warm room and leave a bowl of water quite near.Leave it a couple of days and then make gentle truss rod adjusting.Hope this helps.

Sometimes it does feel like i can be a bit more dramatic on guitar.I tend to play guitar when im in a janes addiction type of mood,but if im into funky bass dominated stuff ill head straight for my bass.

Smoke a nice herbal mixture and get deepheated/ralgexed up,no pain no gain,I know what you mean though its not pleasant after a long session playing.

I am thinking of playing guitar a bit more,I have noticed lately if i leave the bass for a month or so then switch over my bass playing improves! And vice versa,anyone else done this? or am i being spirited to the darkside?

I did it to my fender P lyte just be a bit careful.

The older fenders just look better! i am in the Q.I want a maple with block inlays.I dont know why people laugh at 60s/70s fashions styling etc and call it kitsch!

P.S. Cider drinkers of the world unite i still f***ing love a night on it.And if you stop drinking it get a grip! We have some nice stuff down here at the moment.

Ahh a fellow northumberlander! Im from wylam near hexham mate.Miss it big time have one for me!

+1 I used to drink in the chilli arms and the archer many a happy night staggering round to simonside terrace,get us your singers phone number and ill pop back up to me mam and dads!

It must be sh*t if you are a musician and your dad is like john lennon or jaco pastorius,the kids always live in the shadow no matter how good they are.

I always wanted to shag that brazillian bass player bird from white zombie,i like meshell negewhatsacellos bass playing but i wouldnt touch it with yours.

What an arsehole treating a bass like that,anyway soul asylum were a f***ing sh*te band,sort of whinge acoustic country rock,i preferred blind melon.

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The more theory you can apply well the more you can make yourself shine and get respect in a band,its always handy to be able to blow away other people on your instrument,its also good for impressing girls Ha! which is one of the reasons i started to play.

Bernard edwards stingray,if john taylor will sell it to me,or one of verdaine whites touring jazzes one with a maple neck and block inlays.Any bass with serious chickenrabbitfoot mojo!

If you are serious about playing,buy the best quality bass you can afford i would reccomend getting a fender rather than a squire if you can afford it,if you really get into it you will start wishing that decal said fender rather than squire.A decent bass will have a better resale value.Whatever you do dont buy a bass just because your bass hero or band has the same one.

It looks like some canadian bloke want to buy my bass on the Warwick forums,can anyone tell me the best way to do this? i would really want to have the cash in my hand befor i sent the bass.Cheers.

Yeah! Cheers mate.

Cool which configuration did you have?