Jean-Luc Pickguard

Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon — Urge Overkill

Fugly city

Jockey Full Of Bourbon(s) — Tom Waits

Ooh La La — The Faces

Same Old Bullshít — Puss n Boots Yes, That is Norah Jones on Drums

Eat Yourself Out — Melvins

A bass-themed T-Shirt from bassthing.uk full disclosure - bassthing is my website, but I made it as I wanted some bass-themed t-shirts for myself.

Opiate — Tool

I always thought the Dukes of Stratosphear sounded very much like XTC

Senses Working Overtime — XTC

On Horseback — Mike Oldfield

I Want More — Can

Collard Greens — Freddie McCoy

Lettuce Love — Bill Withers

Oompa Violet — Primus

Here's a firebird that looks like it has had a headstock break: https://reverb.com/uk/item/70259100-gibson-firebird-iii-1964-sunburst According to the listing this is a "Lacquer crack on headstock"

Crazy Árses — The Osmonds

Over Under Sideways Down — Yardbirds

Daniels — Elton John

All The Way Home — Dee Edwards

Windy — Wes Montgomery

Colon-y — Joy Division

Making Plans For Nigel Farage — XTC

My favourite is the Leathergraft comfy suede strap. I have loads of these and they live up to the name. GuitarGuitar have them in four colours: https://www.guitarguitar.co.uk/search/?Query=Leathergraft+comfy Also get some strap blocks to go with it - little rubbery thingies that prevent the strap from coming off at the worst possible time Several companies make them, but GuitarGuitar sell Ernie Ball ones in eight different colours: https://www.guitarguitar.co.uk/search/?Query=strap+blocks