Jean-Luc Pickguard

I don't recall if there's been one of these threads before. The rules are simple: take a well known song by a famous artist and replace one letter in the song title with another. I'll start: Creedence Clearwater Revival — Proud Gary

Do Nothing — The Specials

Big Brother — David Bowie

Twelve Red Roses — Betty Harris

Love Potion Number Nine — The Coasters

Eight Line Poem — David Bowie

Wot? — Captain Sensible

I'm an Old Cowhand From The Rio Grande - Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks

5hitsville UK — The Clash

Killing Time — Massacre

The Act of Being Polite — The Residents

Dickie's Such An A55hole — Frank Zappa

A lot of their stuff seems to end up in cash converters for some reason

I Knew the East Kilbride When She Used To Rock n Roll — Dave Edmunds

The Ballad of Bonnie & Clydebank — Georgie Fame

Going to a Glas-gow Smokey Robinson & the Miracles

The Conservative — The Orlons

Cold & Wet — Bonnie 'Prince' Billy

I have a pair of Epiphone Vintage Pro Thunderbirds in sunburst and white. I really like the vintage look of them but the stock wilkinson tuners, although perfectly functional just didn't look right to on on the massive headstock so I upgraded them to gotoh gb640 res-o-lites, which are perect as unlike other large plate tuners they wind the normal way rather than reverse. Also being made of duralumin — the same alloy as the frame of the hindenberg, they are super lightweight.

Baby Lemonade — Syd Barrett

You could probably stablise the crack with superglue or something. The cracked area looks like a prime spot for the finish to flake off if it gets caught on something or knocked again. I bought a white thunderbird vintage pro from trash converters for £250 including an epiphone hard case as it had a deep dent on the back of the neck and one on the edge of the headstock. As the bass is was white I was able to fill the damaged areas with white milliput epoxy putty and once it was scraped level with a razor blade, it looked good as new apart from slightly matt areas which could be probably be improved if I ever get round to sanding/polishing the repaired areas.

Wooly Bully — The 5.6.7.8's

Can't Afford To Do It — Fleetwood Mac

F*** You! — Cee Lo Green

Hit Me Baby One More Time — Britney Spears