Jean-Luc Pickguard

Ginger's Lament - The Residents

Boo Who? - The Residents

Six things to a cycle - The Residents

How much versatility is required? To squeeze out all the versatility and then some, I'd remove the stock pickup and chuck in a pair of Sims superquads.

I used to use sticky stuff remover, but I found that lighter fluid from poundland is just as good, only lacking the orange aroma

Horizontal Logic - The Residents & Renaldo & the Loaf

Semolina - The Residents

Tone dust?

Boy in Love - The Residents

Infant Tango - The Residents

Swastikas on Parade - The Residents

Krafty Cheese - The Residents

Olive and Gray - The Residents

Melon Collie Lassie - The Residents

March De La Winni - The Residents

Hanging by his hair - The Residents

The Marvels of Mayhem - The Residents

The Ultimate Disaster - the Residents

Spotted Pinto Bean - The Residents

The Festival of Death - The Residents

Passing the bottle - The Residents

Diskomo - The Residents

I hear ya got religion - The Residents

I have a few squirreled away. A few that I'd like to play more but live in their original cases due to lack of space are an original 80s Hohner B2A with picato stainless steel flats, my beautiful flamed maple Guild Starfire II, and my NS Design CR-5M from 2007, which despite having been gigged in a previous band for several years has managed to stay in mint condition with exactly zero dings.

The Evil Disposer - The Residents