BigBeefChief

Bass palyes are not only boring, but also usually incredibly ugly. It's true. The bass player always looks like a geek, the drummer is fat. Guitarists and singers are better looking.

Dean Martin.

It's the new racism don't you know, and there's you lot making light of it. Although naturally right handed, I will now only buy left handed basses. It's my little gesture to show my support for "the cause".

[quote name='12stringbassist' post='511471' date='Jun 11 2009, 05:45 PM'] I love them too............. [/quote] I've said it before and I'll say it again: Liam Neeson meets Richard Gere.

[quote name='Clarky' post='511444' date='Jun 11 2009, 05:23 PM']Do they sell those at Stringbusters?[/quote] Banjo-Stringbusters.

I think you'd like DR BareBackers.

Welcome Major. Great name -"The Major". Like an Avengers villain or a porn star.

[quote name='riff raff' post='511309' date='Jun 11 2009, 03:27 PM']uncomfortable in what way?[/quote] Horrible neck, nowhere to comfortable rest my thumb.

I wanted one until I played one.

[quote name='birdy' post='511166' date='Jun 11 2009, 01:29 PM']Great communications.[/quote] Like Reagan.

[quote name='Linus27' post='510056' date='Jun 10 2009, 12:14 PM']The only problem with helium is it can be quite expensive and is in high demand for blowing baloons up. Do you think I could use my own body gasses instead? I do tend to produce a fair amount as confirmed by my wife and on a Thursday after Curry day at work, also confirmed by my wife. [/quote] No. It will "colour" the sound.

Providing your cab is well sealed I find the easiest thing to do is fill the cab with Helium. It doesn't affect my tone, and allows me to "float" my rig into position. Either a heavey amp sitting on top or sand-bags provide sufficient ballast whilst playing.

[quote name='jmanfunk' post='509429' date='Jun 9 2009, 07:41 PM']I always wondered who the bass player was on that record. Absolute groove monster and my favourite album of hers. Her studio efforts never seem to reach the heights of her live stuff. More due to the tendency of neo-soul producers to opt for the clean electronic sound rather than her I think; oh well Solid playing here- Jay[/quote] That style of music always sounds like a piss-take to me. I half expect to see Norman Pace on bongos.

[quote name='Clarky' post='506948' date='Jun 6 2009, 01:31 PM']I play with a plectrum because I am sh*te at playing with my fingers .... fact Discuss that[/quote] I play with my fingers because I am sh*te palying with a plectrum.

In an age of modern amps,cabs and bass electronics,why do some players just play with fingers?

[quote name='silddx' post='505818' date='Jun 4 2009, 08:42 PM']Was going to say the same. The Assassin will know. Got to be worth £150 - £250? May go for less though.[/quote] Really? I thought it would be worth slightly more. But what do I know! [quote name='silddx' post='505818' date='Jun 4 2009, 08:42 PM']At least the postage costs won't figure for you.[/quote] I have no interest in buying it, as I say, just trying to help a mate out.

[quote name='warwickhunt' post='505680' date='Jun 4 2009, 06:25 PM']PM 'bassassin' he'll give you a good idea or stick a thread in the JapCrap Spotting section, the regulars in there will know better than anyone![/quote] Good thinking WH. I like your style.

Hello people, I'm trying to an old buddy a favour. Does anyone have an idea what this is roughly worth: [url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Early-Aria-Pro-II-SB1000-Bass-Guitar-and-Hard-Case_W0QQitemZ200349265566QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Early-Aria-Pro-II-SB...ents_Guitars_CV[/url]? My mate is desperate to know as soon as possible, so be cool if anyone has a view on this who can answer pretty quickly. ....and it is genuinely a mate. Not the type of "mate" who sends you to the chemist to get some cream for [s]your[/s] his wee lad. Thanks in advance.

Flats are the business. Never played them until OldGit kindly sent me a set he wasn't getting on with. Went straight in at the deep end with some LaBella Deep Talkin' James Jamerson's. I took to them straight away. It just feels and sounds like a bass should.

I tell birds I'm a Firefighter or Special Forces. Close enough.

Basically, if I were to order a custome bass, I would hand the luthier a vhs of me having sex and instruct him to interpret it into the bass equivalent. And no, it wouldn't be short scale.

[quote name='Lfalex v1.1' post='504837' date='Jun 3 2009, 04:49 PM']Felixstowe isn't too far to make a quick visit to Bassmerchant. They stock Aguilar, plus Eden and SWR for the sake of comparison, not to mention Markbass... Might be worth a try.[/quote] But stay away from the SWR obviously. Life's to short.

[quote name='chris_b' post='504798' date='Jun 3 2009, 04:11 PM']You might even like a Markbass cab! But you should be able to improve on a Metro with a proper 112![/quote] But that's the thing - if the Metro is bilbo's "sound", no amount of cash spent will better it.

...but I contradict my above statement by always gigging with the "house amp" because I'm to lazy to bring an amp to a gig.

I've often scoffed at the importance people place on tone (given the fact that most gets lost in the mixed/not noticed by the audience), but I've come round to the idea that its important to sound good for your own benefit. I play better when I'm happy with my sound. This was drilled home by the terrible SWR Combo I keep having to hire at my rehersal studio. I play like sh*t every time I have to use. To my mind, SWR are worse than war criminals. I think carrying a bit of extra weight for a few minutes is worth it if it results in a happy gig.