bythesea Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I reckon this guy must be an estate agent. What do you think? [url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Versatile-Rare-Cort-B4FL-4-String-Fretless-Bass-Guitar_W0QQitemZ180392387189"]Cort Fretless[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosebass Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 [quote name='bythesea' post='559173' date='Aug 3 2009, 01:18 PM']I reckon this guy must be an estate agent. What do you think? [url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Versatile-Rare-Cort-B4FL-4-String-Fretless-Bass-Guitar_W0QQitemZ180392387189"]Cort Fretless[/url][/quote] Its all quite understandable when you realise he is an 'upright' player. Probably a 'jazzist' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OldGit Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 He's nover owned a VW Passat past year 7 when they start to fall apart in tiny but expensive ways ... Nicely written advert though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) Professional writer. Prose somewhat overcooked, but it beats the arse off: "Fendr PERCISsION - it are bargin, play superb WOW! Fund in m y uncels' loft VINTAGE 1945 Giutar WOW!!#." He / she must be one of [i]Us[/i]. Edited August 3, 2009 by skankdelvar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bythesea Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 [quote name='skankdelvar' post='559690' date='Aug 3 2009, 09:44 PM']"Fendr PERCISsION - it are bargin, play superb WOW! Fund in m y uncels' loft VINTAGE 1945 Giutar WOW!!#."[/quote] I missed that one! What's the link, I want it to go with the one I already have! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 [quote name='skankdelvar' post='559690' date='Aug 3 2009, 09:44 PM']"Fendr PERCISsION - it are bargin, play superb WOW! Fund in m y uncels' loft VINTAGE 1945 Giutar WOW!!#."[/quote] You forgot "L@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@K!!!!!!! Always wondered what the hell "laaak" means. Sounds like it might be Finnish. But I dunno about the choice between mentally subnormal and glib, smarmy & insincere, tbh. Jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinynorman Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 WTF is Wenge. It sounds like something Boadicea painted on her naughty bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 (edited) Wenge Edited August 7, 2009 by skankdelvar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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