MaGrOtTeN Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Very sensible rules, except #5 which is just laughable if you're into metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1392010305' post='2363494'] Nope - if the drummer can't have scaffolding on his drums, you can't have it on your guitar [/quote] Would keep the wife happy though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='waynepunkdude' timestamp='1392031699' post='2363724'] Would keep the wife happy though [/quote] That was the one guitar that she said "Yes! Buy it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer of the Bass Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='TimR' timestamp='1392027230' post='2363645'] Unless they're being just as ironic. I suppose if you were to take it seriously, at least if your band confirms to all those old tired rock band cliches, be aware that they're tired cliches and revel in the fact. For god sake don't think you're being edgy unless you've taken that cliche to new levels like Mr Venom. [/quote] It's a very confused list though. Some of the "rules" are about avoiding tired old cliches, while others seek to enforce them. I might take some interest in a similar list from a noted performer rather than a journalist (like Captain Beefheart's infamous guitar commandments), though more as an insight into their way of working than as a set of rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebass84 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Rule 3: The crowd usual demands I take my top off! Has become a bit of a 'stage outfit' now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonestar Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='Beer of the Bass' timestamp='1392034384' post='2363769'] It's a very confused list though. Some of the "rules" are about avoiding tired old cliches, while others seek to enforce them. I might take some interest in a similar list from a noted performer rather than a journalist (like Captain Beefheart's infamous guitar commandments), though more as an insight into their way of working than as a set of rules. [/quote] "Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read". Frank Zappa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='lonestar' timestamp='1392057410' post='2364183'] "Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read". Frank Zappa [/quote] "Most rock stars, have an over-inflated sense of self worth and should just be happy that someone is willing to talk to them" Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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