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discreet last won the day on November 19 2018
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I just asked her indoors what's wrong and she said 'nothing'. So obviously I'm in deep doo-doo.
discreet
Turns out I bought her the wrong sort of cake for her birthday, which was more than a week ago. My blood runs cold at what she'd be like if anything went seriously wrong!
Marc S
Oh no Grommit.... it's the wrong cake.... Don't ever buy her a bass for her birthday, that's all I can add
itsmedunc
It's uncanny! I can't do anything right either. I can even turn the tap on wrong!